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logansrogueMy ogling of hot men, dead or alive, continues. Today I shall make a post all about Kevin Smith. No, not the fat, nerdy Kevin Smith. The ridiculously hot dead one.
There shall me no weeping or tearing of hair and throwing of sand in the comments. Only happy Phwoahness cause if things get morose, I *will* cry.
Here he is as Hercules' bro, Iphicles. I'm pretty sure Ares hadn't been on the show yet, this was Kevin's first appearance.
Earlier on in the series, his hair wasn't as long as it got. I like it long, others disagree. On Hercules he was a big doofus bully. On Xena he was a SEX GOD.
He was even on that kiddie Hercules show with Ryan Dumbface McFamousnow.
It being a children's show did not stop him from burning up the MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN.
Why didn't I have shows like this when I was a kid? No, scratch that. I liked being nineteen when I met him. LOOK AT THOSE LIPS!!
*melts*
Wet and hot.
HOT AND WET! Arms time! Ruff!
He got more action on Hercules. I think it was a testosteronie thing. Yes, that's whatserface in the background, Firefly nerds. We Xena folks had her first. Ner.
THIGHS, people. Thighs and CHEST.
*fans self*
One of those not-so-common moments were Ares was SHIT SCARED FOR HIS LIFE.
I don't even remember this episode. I remember perving at it, but I don't remember the storyline anymore.
Mussed up. Mussed up and worried looking. We're riding the gamut here, folks.
He wasn't always the God of War. A couple of times they went into an alternate universe and there was a God of Love. And he played him SO omnisexual, it was mind-shattering.
There. Wasn't that fun? ;D
There shall me no weeping or tearing of hair and throwing of sand in the comments. Only happy Phwoahness cause if things get morose, I *will* cry.
Here he is as Hercules' bro, Iphicles. I'm pretty sure Ares hadn't been on the show yet, this was Kevin's first appearance.
Earlier on in the series, his hair wasn't as long as it got. I like it long, others disagree. On Hercules he was a big doofus bully. On Xena he was a SEX GOD.
He was even on that kiddie Hercules show with Ryan Dumbface McFamousnow.
It being a children's show did not stop him from burning up the MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN.
Why didn't I have shows like this when I was a kid? No, scratch that. I liked being nineteen when I met him. LOOK AT THOSE LIPS!!
*melts*
Wet and hot.
HOT AND WET! Arms time! Ruff!
He got more action on Hercules. I think it was a testosteronie thing. Yes, that's whatserface in the background, Firefly nerds. We Xena folks had her first. Ner.
THIGHS, people. Thighs and CHEST.
*fans self*
One of those not-so-common moments were Ares was SHIT SCARED FOR HIS LIFE.
I don't even remember this episode. I remember perving at it, but I don't remember the storyline anymore.
Mussed up. Mussed up and worried looking. We're riding the gamut here, folks.
He wasn't always the God of War. A couple of times they went into an alternate universe and there was a God of Love. And he played him SO omnisexual, it was mind-shattering.
There. Wasn't that fun? ;D
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Date: 2007-10-23 05:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 06:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-23 06:08 pm (UTC)A Very HAWT god at that.
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Date: 2007-10-23 06:40 pm (UTC)Liked the shorter hair better, myself. I remember ogling and getting all flushed when I saw him in "Old Ares Had a Farm" - chasing those chickens...that chest, those arms - *THUD*
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Date: 2007-10-24 06:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-23 08:54 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 07:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 12:12 pm (UTC)I'll miss him with a smiley face :-)
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Date: 2007-10-24 12:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 01:28 pm (UTC)Now I made you have sad face.
No! No sad face!!
Someone linked me to your Joxer comics... they're so silly!
I heart them!
You should have drunk Joxer run into Ares in the dark. That'd learn him right quick now. hehehe
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Date: 2007-10-24 01:55 pm (UTC)Heehee - that was me :-D "Blunder On!" is my anti-drug.
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Date: 2007-10-24 02:44 pm (UTC)hahaha
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Date: 2007-10-24 03:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 04:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 03:57 pm (UTC)I actually want to do some strips where there's Joxer/Ares subtext in a totally embarrassing but hot way. >:D
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Date: 2007-10-24 04:15 pm (UTC)I gave her links to the last 3 Blunder On comics that you did last year *still waiting patiently for the next installment* & that's how she saw them :-)
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Date: 2007-10-24 04:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 05:14 pm (UTC)Dude, I'm online if you wanna chat!
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Date: 2007-10-24 05:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 05:50 pm (UTC)get tortured by the trainerthe gym, so for a bit over an hour.(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 06:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 04:50 pm (UTC)Yeah, that's about it. What
:-)
Ooo new blunder on comics... yay!
Ummm... what are your thoughts on BSAG Ted (with K!)?
We have possible storylines and are looking for someone to draw the silliness.
I have to let you know up front though that we can only pay in cookies and the occasional Lee Treat (aka snack pie).
:-D
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Date: 2007-10-24 05:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 05:57 pm (UTC)Okay, short version.
Blue-Shirted Action Glasses Ted (with Knife!) is Ted's superhero alter-ego.
When he's not wearing his glasses he's just regular old mild mannered Ted Raimi. When he puts on the Action Glasses though he becomes Action Glasses Ted, Fighter of Crime and a Hero of the Super variety.
Action Glasses Ted's uniform consists of a blue shirt, therefore he is Blue-Shirted Action Glasses Ted!
(BSAG - pronounced BEE/sag - Ted for short)
Sometimes he wields a little pocket knife. That's his K.
So sometimes he is BSAG Ted and sometimes he is BSAG Ted (with K!)
He was born from my wacky brain and the thought was planted by
We have plots and silliness in the works.
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Date: 2007-10-25 06:47 am (UTC)And I will add here, that BSAG Ted's nemesis is most definitely going to be Norm. :P
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Date: 2007-10-25 11:35 pm (UTC)Norm is definitely the most current.
We also have MoustacheTed, Bruceindrag and his gang the Swinging Singapore Transvestites and Space Girl - Outer.
I'm still holding out for a Spice Girl spoof. Lemme tell ya Teri... I have really thought this through and it will be a riot! They'll be the Space Girls! Each one will represent a different type of "Space." Like Outer Space, Parking Space, Personal Space ooo and Space Bar hehehe. Come on! It'll be so funny! Outer Space is the evil one though... or maybe she's a clone, a clone of the real Outer Space. Hmmm...
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Date: 2007-10-26 01:12 am (UTC)Have you been dipping into the Genius again? No Space Girls. Calm down there. You and I are going to need a chat.
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Date: 2007-10-26 02:43 am (UTC)My Genius is well deserved today too!
I worked hard for it.
I had to sit with our nurse, who is Dan-ADDx10! and work on the MAR's.
Then she started telling me all this really personal stuff and didn't seem to understand the meaning of "I really don't want to know! I just don't want to know any of this stuff!"
And she had this ass-backwards way of doing the MAR's so now I have to go back myself tomorrow and check to make sure they're done properly... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... ooo Genius... Ahhh Genius :-)
See?
I deserved it tonight.
And c'mon... the Space Girls are fun!
Just you wait till I write it.
You'll warm up to it... a little... maybe... hehehe
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Date: 2007-10-25 09:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-25 11:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-23 11:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 07:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 01:02 am (UTC)(I only know this because my mum watches it religiously so I have unfortunately been subjected to more than a few episodes).
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Date: 2007-10-24 07:43 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 01:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 07:44 am (UTC)(I actually honestly thing that The Bitter Suite, or the first half of it, anyway, was miles ahead of the Buffy musical episode).
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Date: 2007-10-24 02:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 07:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-24 03:49 am (UTC)come melt into me:)
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Date: 2007-10-24 07:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-25 06:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-25 09:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-10-26 01:59 am (UTC)LOL