Because I am a depraved, sad individual...

[logansrogue]

My ogling of hot men, dead or alive, continues. Today I shall make a post all about Kevin Smith. No, not the fat, nerdy Kevin Smith. The ridiculously hot dead one.

There shall me no weeping or tearing of hair and throwing of sand in the comments. Only happy Phwoahness cause if things get morose, I *will* cry.




Here he is as Hercules' bro, Iphicles. I'm pretty sure Ares hadn't been on the show yet, this was Kevin's first appearance.


Earlier on in the series, his hair wasn't as long as it got. I like it long, others disagree. On Hercules he was a big doofus bully. On Xena he was a SEX GOD.


He was even on that kiddie Hercules show with Ryan Dumbface McFamousnow.


It being a children's show did not stop him from burning up the MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN.


Why didn't I have shows like this when I was a kid? No, scratch that. I liked being nineteen when I met him. LOOK AT THOSE LIPS!!


*melts*




Wet and hot.


HOT AND WET! Arms time! Ruff!






He got more action on Hercules. I think it was a testosteronie thing. Yes, that's whatserface in the background, Firefly nerds. We Xena folks had her first. Ner.


THIGHS, people. Thighs and CHEST.


*fans self*


One of those not-so-common moments were Ares was SHIT SCARED FOR HIS LIFE.


I don't even remember this episode. I remember perving at it, but I don't remember the storyline anymore.


Mussed up. Mussed up and worried looking. We're riding the gamut here, folks.


He wasn't always the God of War. A couple of times they went into an alternate universe and there was a God of Love. And he played him SO omnisexual, it was mind-shattering.



There. Wasn't that fun? ;D

Comments

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Damn. HAWT. There are no other words - and yes, that was lots of fun!

[lady-carrie.livejournal.com]

Proud to have him as my god (I'm a Aries)

A Very HAWT god at that.

[xedra.livejournal.com]

Oh isn't he delicious, delightful and delovely!
Liked the shorter hair better, myself. I remember ogling and getting all flushed when I saw him in "Old Ares Had a Farm" - chasing those chickens...that chest, those arms - *THUD*

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Awww I miss him.

[sugaryfun.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Speaking of being a depraved individual, I was watching Cassanova yesterday. Have you seen it? If so, you know that scene where David Tennant's clothes come flying out of nowhere on to his body? It's even more fun to watch in reverse. :)

[gemfyre.livejournal.com]

Pic #4 looks like Bo Brady from Days Of Our Lives.

(I only know this because my mum watches it religiously so I have unfortunately been subjected to more than a few episodes).

[angriest.livejournal.com]

We Xena fans had a kickass musical episode first too, so Whedon fans can just wait in line and recognise our superiority.

[azinazelle.livejournal.com]

Woof ... daaaaaamn. He wasn't the God of War ... he was the God of SEX!!! Take me now you hunk!!

[riverstar.livejournal.com]

we always called hi kevin-love god-smith
come melt into me:)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Ares = always hot, always fun.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh, he was super hot in that. DAMN. I loved him with any hair, but I do adore the long curls cause, well, I'm a hair girl. LOL!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

No! No sad face!!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen it!! I really want to!!!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

No! No no no! You take that back! He looks NOTHING like Bo Brady! AARGH!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh dude, we did the musical thing before they did, WITH SYMBOLISM AND TAROT AND LESBIANS! So NER! *gives fingers to the Whedon fans*

(I actually honestly thing that The Bitter Suite, or the first half of it, anyway, was miles ahead of the Buffy musical episode).

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

MM! Mmm mmm MM!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I melted. That's a lot of towels needed for all that melting.

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Okay.
I'll miss him with a smiley face :-)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I miss him too! :( He gave good hugs. :( :(

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Oh noes!
Now I made you have sad face.
No! No sad face!!
Someone linked me to your Joxer comics... they're so silly!
I heart them!
You should have drunk Joxer run into Ares in the dark. That'd learn him right quick now. hehehe

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Aw, no sad faces!

Heehee - that was me :-D "Blunder On!" is my anti-drug.

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

We should have tee shirts printed that say "Ted Raimi is my anti-drug"
hahaha

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Really?! Who did that? Ted likes my Joxer comics.

I actually want to do some strips where there's Joxer/Ares subtext in a totally embarrassing but hot way. >:D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hehe. How many of my comics have you seen? I've done something like twenty-five of them.

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Now, with you doing that, you'd make it be funny, not scary!

I gave her links to the last 3 Blunder On comics that you did last year *still waiting patiently for the next installment* & that's how she saw them :-)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I've fucking lost the inked sheet, that's what's happened. It'd take me two seconds to actually do seeing it's the final drunk scene. *sigh*

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

I saw 3 :-)
starfyre linked me to them :-)

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

::points up::
Yeah, that's about it. What starfyre said.
:-)
Ooo new blunder on comics... yay!
Ummm... what are your thoughts on BSAG Ted (with K!)?
We have possible storylines and are looking for someone to draw the silliness.
I have to let you know up front though that we can only pay in cookies and the occasional Lee Treat (aka snack pie).
:-D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

What's BSAG Ted?

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Damn, that sucks :-(

Dude, I'm online if you wanna chat!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

How long you gonna be on for? I'm tooling with Sims stuff and then I'll be in bed on the lappie. :D

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Until 3 pm my time before heading off to get tortured by the trainer the gym, so for a bit over an hour.

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Oh where do I even begin... hmmm...
Okay, short version.
Blue-Shirted Action Glasses Ted (with Knife!) is Ted's superhero alter-ego.
When he's not wearing his glasses he's just regular old mild mannered Ted Raimi. When he puts on the Action Glasses though he becomes Action Glasses Ted, Fighter of Crime and a Hero of the Super variety.
Action Glasses Ted's uniform consists of a blue shirt, therefore he is Blue-Shirted Action Glasses Ted!
(BSAG - pronounced BEE/sag - Ted for short)
Sometimes he wields a little pocket knife. That's his K.
So sometimes he is BSAG Ted and sometimes he is BSAG Ted (with K!)
He was born from my wacky brain and the thought was planted by starfyre's awesome screencaps of Ted from Odyssey 5.
We have plots and silliness in the works.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Eeh, looks like I missed you! Sorry. Got distracted. :T

[re-animating.livejournal.com]

Thank you for posting this. So happy to see these, but so sad that he's gone :(

[re-animating.livejournal.com]

I <3 watching you try to explain this - hehee!

And I will add here, that BSAG Ted's nemesis is most definitely going to be Norm. :P

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to forget him. I'm going to keep fangirling him till the day I die, I think!

[re-animating.livejournal.com]

:( Since we can't have Ares back... last year's X-mas card (http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/superdeluxeplatypus/holiday/xenaxmas06.jpg).

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

I love that card!

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Ted had many nemesis ...is? ...i? ...es? what's the plural of nemesis anyway?
Norm is definitely the most current.
We also have MoustacheTed, Bruceindrag and his gang the Swinging Singapore Transvestites and Space Girl - Outer.

I'm still holding out for a Spice Girl spoof. Lemme tell ya Teri... I have really thought this through and it will be a riot! They'll be the Space Girls! Each one will represent a different type of "Space." Like Outer Space, Parking Space, Personal Space ooo and Space Bar hehehe. Come on! It'll be so funny! Outer Space is the evil one though... or maybe she's a clone, a clone of the real Outer Space. Hmmm...

[re-animating.livejournal.com]

You know... I actually had to look that up. According to Webster, it's "nemesises". It doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it?

Have you been dipping into the Genius again? No Space Girls. Calm down there. You and I are going to need a chat.

[robin99.livejournal.com]

Kevin Smith (the Silent Bob one) is a sexy beast. At least according to The Bear Movement - skip to 3:15 of this Letterman clip: http://youtube.com/watch?v=q0t7vhq0tGc

LOL

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Actually, I did have a Genius tonight but the Space Girls were born on a non-Genius night so we can't blame the nummy Genius.

My Genius is well deserved today too!
I worked hard for it.
I had to sit with our nurse, who is Dan-ADDx10! and work on the MAR's.
Then she started telling me all this really personal stuff and didn't seem to understand the meaning of "I really don't want to know! I just don't want to know any of this stuff!"
And she had this ass-backwards way of doing the MAR's so now I have to go back myself tomorrow and check to make sure they're done properly... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... ooo Genius... Ahhh Genius :-)
See?
I deserved it tonight.

And c'mon... the Space Girls are fun!
Just you wait till I write it.
You'll warm up to it... a little... maybe... hehehe