My ogling of hot men, dead or alive, continues. Today I shall make a post all about Kevin Smith. No, not the fat, nerdy Kevin Smith. The ridiculously hot dead one.
There shall me no weeping or tearing of hair and throwing of sand in the comments. Only happy Phwoahness cause if things get morose, I *will* cry.

Here he is as Hercules' bro, Iphicles. I'm pretty sure Ares hadn't been on the show yet, this was Kevin's first appearance.

Earlier on in the series, his hair wasn't as long as it got. I like it long, others disagree. On Hercules he was a big doofus bully. On Xena he was a SEX GOD.

He was even on that kiddie Hercules show with Ryan Dumbface McFamousnow.

It being a children's show did not stop him from burning up the MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN.

Why didn't I have shows like this when I was a kid? No, scratch that. I liked being nineteen when I met him. LOOK AT THOSE LIPS!!

*melts*


Wet and hot.

HOT AND WET! Arms time! Ruff!



He got more action on Hercules. I think it was a testosteronie thing. Yes, that's whatserface in the background, Firefly nerds. We Xena folks had her first. Ner.

THIGHS, people. Thighs and CHEST.

*fans self*

One of those not-so-common moments were Ares was SHIT SCARED FOR HIS LIFE.

I don't even remember this episode. I remember perving at it, but I don't remember the storyline anymore.

Mussed up. Mussed up and worried looking. We're riding the gamut here, folks.

He wasn't always the God of War. A couple of times they went into an alternate universe and there was a God of Love. And he played him SO omnisexual, it was mind-shattering.
There. Wasn't that fun? ;D
There shall me no weeping or tearing of hair and throwing of sand in the comments. Only happy Phwoahness cause if things get morose, I *will* cry.

Here he is as Hercules' bro, Iphicles. I'm pretty sure Ares hadn't been on the show yet, this was Kevin's first appearance.

Earlier on in the series, his hair wasn't as long as it got. I like it long, others disagree. On Hercules he was a big doofus bully. On Xena he was a SEX GOD.

He was even on that kiddie Hercules show with Ryan Dumbface McFamousnow.

It being a children's show did not stop him from burning up the MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN.

Why didn't I have shows like this when I was a kid? No, scratch that. I liked being nineteen when I met him. LOOK AT THOSE LIPS!!

*melts*


Wet and hot.

HOT AND WET! Arms time! Ruff!



He got more action on Hercules. I think it was a testosteronie thing. Yes, that's whatserface in the background, Firefly nerds. We Xena folks had her first. Ner.

THIGHS, people. Thighs and CHEST.

*fans self*

One of those not-so-common moments were Ares was SHIT SCARED FOR HIS LIFE.

I don't even remember this episode. I remember perving at it, but I don't remember the storyline anymore.

Mussed up. Mussed up and worried looking. We're riding the gamut here, folks.

He wasn't always the God of War. A couple of times they went into an alternate universe and there was a God of Love. And he played him SO omnisexual, it was mind-shattering.
There. Wasn't that fun? ;D
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Date: 2007-10-24 07:43 am (UTC)