Guts hurting...

[logansrogue]

Dear God,

The pain! Please make it stop!

Love,
Nancy.

~~*~~

Dear Nancy,

Sorry. No can do. How about I whore my only begotten Son to you in dream form again tonight?

Total and utter universal love that defies description,
God.

~~*~~

Dear God,

Well, let's see. I had a dream where I carried TWO of his children. Sure, in the dream I was Mary Magdelene. Now, unless the dream-sperm of your Son can heal my uterus from its terrible illness, then ... oh, what am I saying? Lay the dream on me. I can never say no to Jesus.

Damn you, God. You know my weaknesses.

In sacreligious love,
Nancy.

~~*~~

Dearest Nancy,

Love me whatever way you like, as long as you love me.

Kisses,
God.

~~*~~

Dear God,

Okay, that just sounded creepy.

Love,
Nancy.

~~*~~

Nancy,

Whoops.

-God.

Comments

[nousia.livejournal.com]

Awww.

*hugs*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Come on, baby. See the humour. I wanted you to laugh. :) *hugs*