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Mum downloaded the Mummy 3.

OH MY GOD, the SUCKAGE!

I mean, I will admit that 2 was pretty bad, but at least the characters were still, you know, SORT OF IN CHARACTER. And it took place in EGYPT. You know, the country Evy actually studied!!

And oh God, Brendan spoke all his lines in this fake deep voice and he sounded SO STUPID. And the gun scene! Rick and Alex comparing guns! *weeps* Oh sweet Lord, it was painful! Alex! Alex was SMART! *sobs* Alex was BRITISH! *sobs* Alex didn't look like fucking L RON HUBBARD! Seriously - POTATO FACE! Couldn't they find a good looking guy?!

Okay. To take us out, I'm leaving you with a touching scene from my Mummy fic, "We'll Meet Again."


A section of Chapter 5... )

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