Guts hurting...
Feb. 19th, 2006 11:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logansrogueDear God,
The pain! Please make it stop!
Love,
Nancy.
~~*~~
Dear Nancy,
Sorry. No can do. How about I whore my only begotten Son to you in dream form again tonight?
Total and utter universal love that defies description,
God.
~~*~~
Dear God,
Well, let's see. I had a dream where I carried TWO of his children. Sure, in the dream I was Mary Magdelene. Now, unless the dream-sperm of your Son can heal my uterus from its terrible illness, then ... oh, what am I saying? Lay the dream on me. I can never say no to Jesus.
Damn you, God. You know my weaknesses.
In sacreligious love,
Nancy.
~~*~~
Dearest Nancy,
Love me whatever way you like, as long as you love me.
Kisses,
God.
~~*~~
Dear God,
Okay, that just sounded creepy.
Love,
Nancy.
~~*~~
Nancy,
Whoops.
-God.
The pain! Please make it stop!
Love,
Nancy.
~~*~~
Dear Nancy,
Sorry. No can do. How about I whore my only begotten Son to you in dream form again tonight?
Total and utter universal love that defies description,
God.
~~*~~
Dear God,
Well, let's see. I had a dream where I carried TWO of his children. Sure, in the dream I was Mary Magdelene. Now, unless the dream-sperm of your Son can heal my uterus from its terrible illness, then ... oh, what am I saying? Lay the dream on me. I can never say no to Jesus.
Damn you, God. You know my weaknesses.
In sacreligious love,
Nancy.
~~*~~
Dearest Nancy,
Love me whatever way you like, as long as you love me.
Kisses,
God.
~~*~~
Dear God,
Okay, that just sounded creepy.
Love,
Nancy.
~~*~~
Nancy,
Whoops.
-God.
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