Fuck you, Roman Polanski.

I might take to calling him "Rapin' Polanski" from now on.

And I'm gutted. Monica Bellucci, Tilda Swinton, Terry Gilliam, Alfonso Cuaron... they have signed that wretched horrible petition to "Free Polanski" that half of Hollywood has signed.

How. Fucking. DARE you! How can you sleep at night? A 13 year old girl was drugged and raped! Artistic talent is NOT a "Get out of jail free" card. If you're any sort of reasonable human being, if you have any spine or any humanity in you whatsoever, you man up and SUFFER THE FUCKING CONSEQUENCES.

I get so mad at people that do the wrong thing and don't want to own up to it. It just - UGH!

Oh, and I hate to have to say this, but don't argue about Roman Polanski's case to me. I don't care, I don't want to know. He's guilty as far as I'm concerned, he admitted to it. Defending him means you think it's okay for 13 year old girls to be taken advantage of. There's no shades of grey here, no "maybe"s, no "yes, but".

You can rage on about it though, please do. Feel free to let it out, man.

Jezebel still has its moments.

In response to this post about crazy Christmas ornaments from a store called "Bronners", on the subject of a violently green Christmas bauble featuring a Grey Alien:

Cher_Horowitz
09/29/09

I've composed a little ditty for #4:
O, come all ye faithful,
Brainwash and abduct us!
Oh, come ye and probe me on the mothership.

limber
09/29/09

@Cher_Horowitz:
Haaarvest my ov'ries,
For yon hybrid army,
O come let us adore you
Compel us to adore you
We promise to adore yo-ooou
Gray Overloooords!

Porn for women.

Suggestion No. 1:  Hot Men Cooking.

It would be chock-a-block footage of young, beautiful men cooking exquisite food.   Clothing optional, but hey, being fully clothed is even more of a tease (I like it).   Glancing at the camera and smiling a bonus.   Being from Europe a plus.  As are beautiful arms and a sensitive-looking face.

No thrusting, grunting or sex is even needed.  Just a beautiful man cooking beautiful food.   I'll be sitting back, fantasising about the hot man making me food and cleaning up afterwards.  *fans self*  Lawd have mercy!

What would be your idea of a good porn, ladies?

Fucking health food people.

Sometimes it's helpful to go on the net and find a preponderance of positive information about health food.  I find it incredibly frustrating when I need to find specific, unbiased information on, say, which meats have the most iron and lowest fat (helpful to me because I have a hard time absorbing iron so I need to consume much more of it).  If it's not the meat industry blowing smoke up meat's ass, its militant vegans telling you not to eat it at all.  No halfway point.  No unemotional, simple break down of what the FUCK is in the meat.

Then there's brown rice.  It's like brown rice is Jesus.   Except I hate the stuff.  I had some tonight, it tasted wonderful but OH MY GOD the gut cramps!  Holy SHIT I was in some fucking agony!

So I tried to look up the exact effect that brown rice has on sensitive bowels, and could I find it?  No.  If you have IBS, apparently you should FILL UP on this shit.  Which is exactly what a nutritionist told me not to do.  Not that I place a huge stock in nutritionists, but they seem to know a thing or two about how to avoid gut cramps.

I just wish I could eat something tasty without it bothering me.  I loathe the health food industry.  It's full of charlatans, crooks and con artists.  People aching to charge you ridiculous amounts of money for simple fucking food that didn't take them anywhere near that amount of money to prepare.  FUCK YOU, jerks, for milking me dry just so I can avoid stomach cramps and agony!  FUCK YOU.

Well, it's certainly criminal... his acting, that is.

That dude that played Dawson in Dawson's Creek is playing a serial killer with biblical split-personality problems. 

So overwrought and stupid, I had to laugh.  Are they seriously trying to sell this shit to me?  For real?  ROFLMAO!!

Holy shit.

Dust storms and earth tremors in Australia.

Quakes, then a tsunami in Samoa.

Now a quake in Indonesia. 

This is the fuckin' end times, my friends.

(I'm joking.  It's really Superman and Nuclearman having a showdown in the earth's crust.)