Jezebel still has its moments.

[logansrogue]

In response to this post about crazy Christmas ornaments from a store called "Bronners", on the subject of a violently green Christmas bauble featuring a Grey Alien:

Cher_Horowitz
09/29/09

I've composed a little ditty for #4:
O, come all ye faithful,
Brainwash and abduct us!
Oh, come ye and probe me on the mothership.

limber
09/29/09

@Cher_Horowitz:
Haaarvest my ov'ries,
For yon hybrid army,
O come let us adore you
Compel us to adore you
We promise to adore yo-ooou
Gray Overloooords!