It's happening!!

Watching the Inauguration (SP?!) in the lounge. It's Laura Bush! Run! Eeeh! There he is! Dude, Biden's in a wheelchair?! LOL! Dear God. *shocked at the crowd* Holy shit. I've never seen so many fucking people in my life! So many happy black people. Seriously, makes me want to cry. :D ETAs to come!!

- GWBush comes out. 2 Million people out there and THAT is the applause he gets? WOW. You guys REALLY HATE HIM. LOLOLOLOL!!!

- BIDEN'S HEALED! It's a MIRACLE! OBAMA HEALED HIM! (It's okay, I realised it was Cheney and that my blogging and LJing at the same time as watching TV led to a silly mix-up). Man, lots of people scare me. That is a LOT OF PEOPLE YO.

- He's come out. God. I'm grinning like a fucking idiot. LOL!

- Ahahaha! Sounded like someone just came over the microphone! ROFLMAO!

- This lady's speech, the lady with the funky 70s hair. SHE'S TALKING TO YOU, BUSH. Ha ha!!

- Who's the fat stoned God-botherer? "Like ... duuuude! God is like, so awesome! What was I sayin'? Where's a Micky-D's, I'm starvin', man. OH right. GOD! We are one! Freedom. Justice. Blah blah. Forgive us." Seriously man, my Mum is wincing from this overwrought bullshit. Oh well, time to blog. Scotty's riffing "It is ... like, so BRIGHT out here. How is it so bright? How?" "The people go on forever!" Scotty: "And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Now I'm going to help my friend Tim the Toolman Taylor".

- ARETHA! BEST SINGER AT GOVERNMENT EVENT EVER!! Wait... God Save the Queen? Huh? I'm coffooosed!

- DUDE! Joe Biden just totally gay kissed some DUDE. Gentle hand on the neck time! LOLOL!

- YO YO MA?!

- 'Bama just there, chillin' and listening to the music. LOL!

- THEY are FUCKING THIS SHIT UP. I know it's exciting to talk to the 'Bama, but get it right, man!

- YAY! NEW PREZNET!!! TIME TO PARTAAAAY!

- *grin grin grin grin*

- They're shelling! GET DOWN! Did they get Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage to be the canon dudes? Cause everyone is at this motherfucking party!

- Holy shit, roaring crowd!!! Speech time!

- Oh shit, I just came.

- He said Science!!!

- Ideals. TALKING TO YOU BUSH. Oh God, the America I fell in love with all those years ago is hopefully on its way back!

- Obama just waved his cock in Al Qaeda's face. Wow. He hardcore.

- Obama just gave millions of atheists a hard-on.

- He has one hell of a speech writer.

- *smokes cigarette* Kennedy keeps the 'best soundbite' crown, but that was pretty awesome.

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- This woman cannot read out poetry. I swear, Microsoft text-to-speech software has more emotive rhythm than this!!

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- NOW THIS GUY CAN READ SHIT OUT!!
- Scotty: If the aliens are going to come down they should do it NOW.
- Yes we can. I knew it had to be said at some point. *sigh*
- Those microphones on the podium are like a big foamy pair of balls.
- Fuck. It's 2.30 am, man.
- OKAY THIS JUST TURNED INTO THE BEST BENEDICTION EVER!!!! "Where the red man can get ahead, man!" YEAH! FUCK YEAH!!!

- OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE! I can never hear this song without thinking of The Naked Gun where Leslie Neilsen is trying to sing it. LOL! They're singing it like a Christmas Carol!


- It's oooover. I can go to bed now!! *zzzzzz*

One last note before bed.

When I was getting ready to turn in, there was an Australian reporter talking about the atmosphere in DC right now. The celebrations, the singing in the streets. It was then a gathering of people could be heard nearby, singing. They were singing "Somebody to Lean On", which has some very peaceful, loving lyrics in it.

Damn you, Americans. I had *just* got the goofy grin off my face!

Bad start to the day.

I couldn't get out of bed today, was very depressed. Couldn't figure out why. I'd had a phonecall earlier and it was that damned ex-psych of mine who caused me all the trouble. I said I was fine now and that I'd be fine and I didn't need to see her anymore, thank you. Went back to sleep. Woke up - depressed. Just the *sound of her fucking voice* made my mood crash. Way to go, lady, you made me even nuttier. *sighs*

Got to call that other psych and get my shit sorted out before I go completely loopy.