It's happening!!

[logansrogue]

Watching the Inauguration (SP?!) in the lounge. It's Laura Bush! Run! Eeeh! There he is! Dude, Biden's in a wheelchair?! LOL! Dear God. *shocked at the crowd* Holy shit. I've never seen so many fucking people in my life! So many happy black people. Seriously, makes me want to cry. :D ETAs to come!!

- GWBush comes out. 2 Million people out there and THAT is the applause he gets? WOW. You guys REALLY HATE HIM. LOLOLOLOL!!!

- BIDEN'S HEALED! It's a MIRACLE! OBAMA HEALED HIM! (It's okay, I realised it was Cheney and that my blogging and LJing at the same time as watching TV led to a silly mix-up). Man, lots of people scare me. That is a LOT OF PEOPLE YO.

- He's come out. God. I'm grinning like a fucking idiot. LOL!

- Ahahaha! Sounded like someone just came over the microphone! ROFLMAO!

- This lady's speech, the lady with the funky 70s hair. SHE'S TALKING TO YOU, BUSH. Ha ha!!

- Who's the fat stoned God-botherer? "Like ... duuuude! God is like, so awesome! What was I sayin'? Where's a Micky-D's, I'm starvin', man. OH right. GOD! We are one! Freedom. Justice. Blah blah. Forgive us." Seriously man, my Mum is wincing from this overwrought bullshit. Oh well, time to blog. Scotty's riffing "It is ... like, so BRIGHT out here. How is it so bright? How?" "The people go on forever!" Scotty: "And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Now I'm going to help my friend Tim the Toolman Taylor".

- ARETHA! BEST SINGER AT GOVERNMENT EVENT EVER!! Wait... God Save the Queen? Huh? I'm coffooosed!

- DUDE! Joe Biden just totally gay kissed some DUDE. Gentle hand on the neck time! LOLOL!

- YO YO MA?!

- 'Bama just there, chillin' and listening to the music. LOL!

- THEY are FUCKING THIS SHIT UP. I know it's exciting to talk to the 'Bama, but get it right, man!

- YAY! NEW PREZNET!!! TIME TO PARTAAAAY!

- *grin grin grin grin*

- They're shelling! GET DOWN! Did they get Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage to be the canon dudes? Cause everyone is at this motherfucking party!

- Holy shit, roaring crowd!!! Speech time!

- Oh shit, I just came.

- He said Science!!!

- Ideals. TALKING TO YOU BUSH. Oh God, the America I fell in love with all those years ago is hopefully on its way back!

- Obama just waved his cock in Al Qaeda's face. Wow. He hardcore.

- Obama just gave millions of atheists a hard-on.

- He has one hell of a speech writer.

- *smokes cigarette* Kennedy keeps the 'best soundbite' crown, but that was pretty awesome.

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- This woman cannot read out poetry. I swear, Microsoft text-to-speech software has more emotive rhythm than this!!

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- NOW THIS GUY CAN READ SHIT OUT!!
- Scotty: If the aliens are going to come down they should do it NOW.
- Yes we can. I knew it had to be said at some point. *sigh*
- Those microphones on the podium are like a big foamy pair of balls.
- Fuck. It's 2.30 am, man.
- OKAY THIS JUST TURNED INTO THE BEST BENEDICTION EVER!!!! "Where the red man can get ahead, man!" YEAH! FUCK YEAH!!!

- OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE! I can never hear this song without thinking of The Naked Gun where Leslie Neilsen is trying to sing it. LOL! They're singing it like a Christmas Carol!


- It's oooover. I can go to bed now!! *zzzzzz*

Comments

[madlori.livejournal.com]

It isnt' Biden. Even more hilariously, it's Dick Cheney in the wheelchair. He threw out his back moving boxes.

The irony, it BURNS.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! Oh, life is way funnier than people can ever be.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

That's just the cover story. It was one last attempt to wrest power from the American people.

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

It's Dick Cheney (soon to be ex-Vice President) in the wheelchair. He hurt his back this weekend moving out of the Vice President's house. And that is all I'll say about that guy, except, "Good riddance."

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

I do have to admit, when I saw him being pushed down the hall, "Go faster and take him out!"

Mom LOL'ed.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I was like, "If you wanna shoot someone, shoot HIM!" That's evil.

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

- the fat stoned God brother is Rick "I'm a homophobe and misogynist prick" Warren. Gah.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I was not impressed by his bullshit prayer speech thing.

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

I left the room when he started talking. Asshole.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

We took the piss out of him. Jerk.

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

Drhoz and I Rickrolled him.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Whathow?! LOL!

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

We sang 'Never Going to Give You Up' over the top of him.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe. Eeeexcellent!

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

I'm lovin' your commentary. :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm lovin' this whole fucking thing!

[rainfletcher.livejournal.com]

Heh! I love how excited you are, even a hemisphere away.

It's an incredible day.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It's a big day for everyone. :D

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

SCIENCE :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

We can TAKE these deadites, we can TAKE them! With science!

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

YAY SCIENCE :D

*is a little dazed*

Here, this feels amazingly good - try saying, "FORMER President George Bush" :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

EX-President! EX. FORMER. *basks in the awesome* Here, this is great:

(I'm hotlinking to photobucket, they've probably got a paid account, they can take it, hopefully!)

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

Awesome! XD

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

So I take it you're excited about the new president.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

No, I make this fuss about everybody.

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

Sweet. I expect a full page post about me by tommorrow then :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Since there's no such thing as 'tommorrow' then that's fine by me. :-P

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

Technically correct. That's the best kind of correct.
But I will get that post, one of these...tommorrow's