...My Dad's so weird...

He comes in from outside and hugs me and gives me a kiss on the cheek, smiling.

I'm all like, "WTF?" and he's like, "Oh, I forgot, your tummy's sore."

No, Dad, that's not why I was staring at you like an alien has inhabited your body. Just try think back - when's the LAST time you acted like the affectionate Dad to me ... mmmm, let's think, oh NEVER?!

BWahahaha. He's such a fucking oddball. I like him old and mellow and senile.

Melbourne Cup

Dude... she did it again!! That horse did it again! Go Makaybe!!

HalloWEEEN!

Here we go - Dress up time!

( Pictures under cut! )

Oh the pain! (Part Deux)

( FYI, TMI... Period talk ahead... )

Silly meme...

If you had me alone... locked up in your room and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? (Seriously, ANYTHING goes, and you won't get in trouble.)

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Reply and then repost this in your journal. You might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh, smile, or something altogether different. Or perhaps not...

Curious as to what people would say.