...My Dad's so weird...
Nov. 1st, 2005 11:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logansrogueHe comes in from outside and hugs me and gives me a kiss on the cheek, smiling.
I'm all like, "WTF?" and he's like, "Oh, I forgot, your tummy's sore."
No, Dad, that's not why I was staring at you like an alien has inhabited your body. Just try think back - when's the LAST time you acted like the affectionate Dad to me ... mmmm, let's think, oh NEVER?!
BWahahaha. He's such a fucking oddball. I like him old and mellow and senile.
I'm all like, "WTF?" and he's like, "Oh, I forgot, your tummy's sore."
No, Dad, that's not why I was staring at you like an alien has inhabited your body. Just try think back - when's the LAST time you acted like the affectionate Dad to me ... mmmm, let's think, oh NEVER?!
BWahahaha. He's such a fucking oddball. I like him old and mellow and senile.
