Fuck you, S Meyer.

[logansrogue]

So, I've been reading reviews and sporkings of Twilight and I thought, "You know what? Fuck this."

I'm going to write a really stupid fucking book. It's going to be really fucking stupid and fantasy/supernatural/whatever. Just cause I fucking well can.

It'll be about aliens. That's right. Aliens, high school, and... regional Australia. Maybe I'll release it under a crappy pseudonym. Just as an experiment. Fucking arsetard publishing industry.

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[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

I can't find a link at the moment, but there's a group that's planning to crash various release parties for the last book, dressed up as vampires from various books and series where the vampires are actually bloodsuckers who may or may not be evil. I know there's some people from the Hellsing fandom that are doing it, Hellsing being where vampires carry oversized firearms and fight Nazis for the glory of the Protestants, England and the Queen! o_O

Man. I'm still baffled at the how sparkly got connected to vampires. We need more evil but classy vampires, like the kind Béla Lugosi played. You can't have a twisted, smooth talking businessman character forever in high school.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

HELLSING IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. Seriously, I need to see the entirety of that series. I'm not usually a batshit anime fan, but I was EXCITED about that particular series. It was bloody good!

[commanderteddog.livejournal.com]

Which version of the series? The original one or Ultimate?

The music and the style in the original anime were amazing. That said, Ultimate follows the comic and the comic is batshit insane. In fact, read the comic if you haven't had the chance. The creator has to be dropping some form of heavy drugs. But yeah, the comic has some characters that never made it to the original anime (like Pip and all of the Nazis) and this surreal, twisted sense of humour. Oh, and Seras is about a million times more badass.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I was talking about the original anime, but I'm down on drug-induced vampire manga. Sounds awesome.

[shantari.livejournal.com]

Literally! *has seen all of the original anime, and am thinking of reading the manga now that it is in Swedish and therefor actually affordable for me* Plus I love women who can pull of looking hot both as a woman and as a man. *is a total drag king lover*