My in-depth literary-learned review of "Becoming Jane".

[logansrogue]

"Becoming Jane"
A Very High-Brow (But NSFW) Review by
Nancy Lorenz.




HELLO!!!


Ohhhhh, yes!!


Even when he's getting the shit beaten out of him, he's hot.


On the floor - just where I like 'em!


UUGN!!! UGN!!!


Hah! Yes please!! Sideburns and open shirts and tight pants - OH MY!


*Clutches panties* Dear... GOD! I never knew brocade could be so fucking SEXY!


The things I would eat off that neck...


TONGUE! We have TONGUE!


YES! TAKE YOUR GEAR OFF! TAKE YOUR MOTHER-FUCKING GEAR OFF!! WOOHOOOOO!!!


:O


:O


:O


I WISH I HAD A COCK! I would so FUCK that ass!! In the wise and wonderful words of Belladonna: "I wish I had a cock right now... I'd fucking nut all over her!" (but of course, change her to him). See, I would KNEAD that ass! Knead it like a big firm ball of dough and then ... bake it in my oven and EAT IT!

...

I think I officially lost my analogy. But dude... ARSE! HOT ARSE!!!


And that's it. My deep, thought-provoking, challenging and highly analytical review. ;)

Comments

[kegzilla.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's the dude from Shameless.

Cool show :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I've never seen him on Shameless. But I do know he's on it. It is, indeed, James "Hotter than a fistful of red hot coals" McAvoy. He certainly sets my panties afire!

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

You HAVE heard of strap-ons, haven't you? :P

But thank you for doing us a public service. I had no idea James McAvoy was so tasty :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you can't *feel* anything with a strap on, and I certainly can't nut on him with one.

Oh, he is. He SO SO SO SO IS!! *drools*

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

This is why, in fanfiction, 'magical' strap-ons give you certain...sensations :P

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you've written such fics...

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

I've written almost no fanfic the past 2 years :( But hey, never say never.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dude. We should write one for old times sake. It can be called "What What?" and Hermione does Harry up the bum! BWAHAHAHAHA! (Yes, I am kidding!!)

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

I'd write with you again as long as it wasn't another 35,000 words :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hah, well, when I started The Snitch I hadn't envisioned sharing the story with anyone! That happened by accident! LOL!

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

That's what you get for having me be your "First Reader" :P

[shrydar.livejournal.com]

but you can't *feel* anything with a strap on

..although I gather if one's harness is well adjusted the sensations of the base of the strap on pressing against one's sex with each thrust can be rather pleasurable.. Just sayin'.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

True? Feel-dos are also pretty awesome. :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*bows* My pleasure. No *really*.

[xedra.livejournal.com]

is ded... but happy

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*pets* Now you ded frum ass.

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!!!
Two thumbs up.
hahaha!
And I decree that everyone receives some French and Saunders today so...
you get this one! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhERi3SkdFE)

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

BOOTY CALL! Woot!

*unabashed booty and leg girl here*

Now THAT is some mighty fine ass :-)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love a well formed ass myself! And thighs! MMM!

[whimsicalmuse.livejournal.com]

Whoot! I loved the movie, and your review brought back fond memories. ;) Have you read James' bio on imdb? Very interesting life he's led. Makes him even sexier.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

No I haven't! But I adore him for his charity work in Africa. He didn't even go on about it, he just did it. Legend.

[helen-jess.livejournal.com]

Yes he is very, very yummy!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figure we'd have a similar taste in men. BWahahahahaha!

[robin99.livejournal.com]

NSFW = woot

must see this film.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It's delicious!