My in-depth literary-learned review of "Becoming Jane".

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"Becoming Jane"
A Very High-Brow (But NSFW) Review by
Nancy Lorenz.




HELLO!!!


Ohhhhh, yes!!


Even when he's getting the shit beaten out of him, he's hot.


On the floor - just where I like 'em!


UUGN!!! UGN!!!


Hah! Yes please!! Sideburns and open shirts and tight pants - OH MY!


*Clutches panties* Dear... GOD! I never knew brocade could be so fucking SEXY!


The things I would eat off that neck...


TONGUE! We have TONGUE!


YES! TAKE YOUR GEAR OFF! TAKE YOUR MOTHER-FUCKING GEAR OFF!! WOOHOOOOO!!!


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I WISH I HAD A COCK! I would so FUCK that ass!! In the wise and wonderful words of Belladonna: "I wish I had a cock right now... I'd fucking nut all over her!" (but of course, change her to him). See, I would KNEAD that ass! Knead it like a big firm ball of dough and then ... bake it in my oven and EAT IT!

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I think I officially lost my analogy. But dude... ARSE! HOT ARSE!!!


And that's it. My deep, thought-provoking, challenging and highly analytical review. ;)