Owwwww!

[logansrogue]

My uterus is trying to see if it can make itself into that impossible triangle, you know the one, the one that's an optical illusion that can't be built in real life. That's what it's doing. It's agony. *holds up codeine pill* It tends to get you very, very high. Which is where I am right now. Also mellowed out on chamomile tea, which my dear sweet Mum made me while I went to the toilet. It was a nice surprise and it's helped relax me immensely.

I am going to do the least physically and mentally demanding thing I can under the circumstances. I'm going to play The Sims 2.

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[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I have a photo of me in one of those beanies too! :D

The story is that I thought the crowd that had gathered at the Showgrounds to see the Queen and Prince Philip were there for football. So I'm sitting in my pram, which was a huge old fashioned perambulator type of deal that had me strapped in. It was heavy and huge! The crowd gets excited as the car approaches, and I start jumping up and down in the pram shouting, "TI-GERS! TI-GERS!" The pram upends because of my bouncing about and I'm danging upside down from the pram still shouting, "TI-GERS, TI-GERS!" Next to Mum is this policeman on a motorbike and he races to Mum's aid. Just as this happens, the Queen had passed in front of us. Mum looks up for a glimpse and she sees Prince Philip, pointing and laughing his tits off at the spectacle of the dangling baby.

*bows* That's me. Klutz, entertainer of royalty! :D

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

that's a great story :D