Dad makes me laugh so hard sometimes.

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The conversation was like this. I noticed that Krumholtz's curls were cute. So I was saying, "OH! Those curls! I love the way they bounce!"

Dad: What did the Jew say, 'Nita? (Anita is my Mum). I missed it cause she was talking!

I rolled over and said: Krumholtz said he wanted to have my babies.

Mum: He wants to have YOUR babies? What?

Me: Yep, he's going to carry them.

(Dad misses the reversal joke (cause he's half deaf) and assumes I'm talking about me having Krumholtz's babies)

Dad: How's he gonna do that? Send sperm in an evelope?

(This is where I start literally rolling on the floor laughing my tits off (Cause I sit on this squishy mattress on the floor when I watch TV))

Dad: You send a letter. "Please send sperm."

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Conclusion: My family is insane!!

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There are a lot of things my Dad can bring himself to say that I really, REALLY wish he wouldn't.