Dad makes me laugh so hard sometimes.

[logansrogue]

The conversation was like this. I noticed that Krumholtz's curls were cute. So I was saying, "OH! Those curls! I love the way they bounce!"

Dad: What did the Jew say, 'Nita? (Anita is my Mum). I missed it cause she was talking!

I rolled over and said: Krumholtz said he wanted to have my babies.

Mum: He wants to have YOUR babies? What?

Me: Yep, he's going to carry them.

(Dad misses the reversal joke (cause he's half deaf) and assumes I'm talking about me having Krumholtz's babies)

Dad: How's he gonna do that? Send sperm in an evelope?

(This is where I start literally rolling on the floor laughing my tits off (Cause I sit on this squishy mattress on the floor when I watch TV))

Dad: You send a letter. "Please send sperm."

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Conclusion: My family is insane!!

Comments

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

They might be insane, but it's a good kind of insane! ROFLMAO! "Sending sperm in an envelope..." *giggles madly*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I know. My Dad has the weirdest sense of humour! I'd make an icon of it if it wasn't so creepy.

Dear Mr. Krumholtz:

Please send sperm.

Yours,
N. Lorenz.

BWAHAHAHAH! *thunk*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of things my Dad can bring himself to say that I really, REALLY wish he wouldn't.

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious. I'd never have that conversation with my family, but with yours - funny, funny stuff.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my family are totally bizarre. *nods*

[sparklinblossom.livejournal.com]

I LOVE IT!
Your family truly is nuts...I see where you get it from.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yup. We prove that insanity is genetic.

[sparklinblossom.livejournal.com]

Same in my family, don't worry. Insanity is good!

[hbprincess.livejournal.com]

LOL!

My, your father is a laugh! MY dad is something very look alike...but I don't see him for months now..

And that sperm one... Saving to memories!^^''

Hugs,
Joanne

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

Your family is funny. I like them.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm rather fond of them myself! :D

[nousia.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

[connaka.livejournal.com]

dOOd! your family is insanely HILARIOUS!!! ;D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

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