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Oh, FUCK YOU, Uterus.
Oct. 14th, 2010 07:51 pmSo, like, my period FINALLY deigns to grace my pelvis and you know what?
MY UTERUS IS EATING ME ALIVE. That's what it feels like at any rate. I've been cramping since last Thursday and now, finally, a week later, there's "worm sign" as it were. For a while I was a *little* nervous, but then it became clear to me as the cramps slowly mounted since this morning, that I have a real fucking SHIT of a period on my hands here.
AAAAAARGH. GOD, WHEN I PRAYED TO GET MY PERIOD AND NOT BE PREGNANT, I DID NOT MEAN FOR MY UTERUS TO DECLARE WAR ON THE REST OF ME.
YOU REALLY HAVE A FUCKED UP SENSE OF HUMOUR ABOUT IT.
...
SURE, WHEN I HAVE MENOPAUSE, *THEN* I'LL LAUGH ABOUT IT WITH YOU.
MY UTERUS IS EATING ME ALIVE. That's what it feels like at any rate. I've been cramping since last Thursday and now, finally, a week later, there's "worm sign" as it were. For a while I was a *little* nervous, but then it became clear to me as the cramps slowly mounted since this morning, that I have a real fucking SHIT of a period on my hands here.
AAAAAARGH. GOD, WHEN I PRAYED TO GET MY PERIOD AND NOT BE PREGNANT, I DID NOT MEAN FOR MY UTERUS TO DECLARE WAR ON THE REST OF ME.
YOU REALLY HAVE A FUCKED UP SENSE OF HUMOUR ABOUT IT.
...
SURE, WHEN I HAVE MENOPAUSE, *THEN* I'LL LAUGH ABOUT IT WITH YOU.
