If I were rich...

I'd buy these for my trips to the beach...

Cause I like to explore the limestone reefs but I am SERIOUSLY paranoid about stepping on something nasty.

Jesus is gonna be PISSED.

Apparently, some people's Lord and Saviour isn't conservative enough for them!

And shit, they'd be right. Hangin' out with prostitutes, beggars, people with the bad luck to contract incurable diseases that leave them outcasts, tax collecters, rich dudes, poor dudes, fishermen, knocking back the wine, kicking over money-lenders, sharing food, snogging Judas... He was a communist, socialist, queer, barefoot, hippie. It's why I love Him.

But the folks behind the Conservapedia think it's time to end this supposed left-wing "understanding", "loving", "charitable" Jesus nonsense.

Yes, from the political movement that brough you Jesus Fight Club comes The Conservative Bible!

THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. PEOPLE ARE REALLY DOING THIS.

I don't really have much else to say - go to the link.

My cat really hates me.

She must. Only somebody that hates me would use my swollen, sensitive breasts as springboards for jumping a metre into the air. :(