Things that make me want to hurt people.

I don't have much of a dark side. I'm not very violent as a human being. In fact, I shy away from a bad temper.

( In case of trigger... )

Yeah, that makes me want to punch a fucker.

ABC has been really loading it on with the FAIL lately. I'm so glad SBS was running Top Gear tonight. Seeing adorkable Richard hypnotised so he couldn't drive a car? I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself. It was brilliant.