Nov. 4th, 2009
Oh, just get on with it!!
Nov. 4th, 2009 04:53 pmDear Uterus,
You've been bitching and moaning since Friday. You were due to bleed on Saturday, but thankfully you put it off. I am so grateful for that, as I REALLY enjoyed going to Kendra's Halloween party and both talking to old friends and meeting some lovely new ones. So thank you. I mean that.
But it's now Wednesday. It's about four days overdue. I think it's time you started the bleeding thing. Especially since you've been cramping the entire four days, I mean - DUDE. No fair. The pain is horrible. Will you just get this shit over with? Please?
Cheers,
The Host.
You've been bitching and moaning since Friday. You were due to bleed on Saturday, but thankfully you put it off. I am so grateful for that, as I REALLY enjoyed going to Kendra's Halloween party and both talking to old friends and meeting some lovely new ones. So thank you. I mean that.
But it's now Wednesday. It's about four days overdue. I think it's time you started the bleeding thing. Especially since you've been cramping the entire four days, I mean - DUDE. No fair. The pain is horrible. Will you just get this shit over with? Please?
Cheers,
The Host.