The road to recovery is never smooth.

I've had a very, very bad couple of days. I'm not going to lie.

But I've actually got the presence of mind to know I'm not my usual balanced self and want to do something about it. I'm not quite sure what's set me off, or whether this is something that's been building. Have I had the idea in my head that I'm suddenly going to be better because of seeing a psych? And continuing to have trauma, to have difficulties, to have depression issues is upsetting me?

I wish I knew what was wrong. Is it my drugs, are they affecting me? What the hell is wrong with me? Why are my moods so wild? I've been cycling madly between calm and insanely anxious to very depressed.

I mean, I know I can deal with this. I've lived through bad mental health before. I just like to know the reasons for things, you know? If I knew that sometimes, you just have a dip whether you're making progress in your life or not, then I wouldn't feel like I was going absolutely insane.

Any survivors out there, or friends of survivors, know what I'm talking about?

OFFS.

Kylie Minogue is being body-snarked in her latest venture.

Now, I agree that Chiggy Wiggy is a problematic track, mainly because Minogue doesn't have the pipes for Indian pop and it's abundantly clear when she sings next to her more experienced duet partner. He knows how to sing that music, he's been trained his whole life to sing that way. Singing like that needs discipline and man, a LOT of vocal acrobatics which poor Minogue is not up to. I love her music, I love her sweet, simple voice. But she is not up for Indian Pop, at least, not next to a very experienced star of the genre.

HOWEVER.

Panning her by saying she looks like "A fat housewife in a kaftan"? She looks STUNNING. Sure, she's curvier than she's been in the past but my God, her body is to die for! There is not a THING wrong with it. And fuck, she's ALIVE! I'm sure she's perfectly happy to have a healthy body rather than a body the obviously fickle media are happy with.

Seriously... if Kylie Fucking MINOGUE isn't good enough for these motherfuckers, who is? When will the complete and utter madness end?! She is stunning, she has kept the clock paused on "Somewhere in her 30s" for the past ten years and she is STILL writing brilliant music WHICH IS WHAT SHE'S PAID FOR. And that's not good enough?

People keep lifting the fucking bar. And women keep trying to leap over it, when we should be knocking the motherfucking thing DOWN!

Seasonal video: Big Cat Halloween.

The big cats at Florida's Big Cat Rescue have fun with pumpkins.

Oh my God, Rick Ardon

Rick Ardon was pulling this really spacey friendly smirk at the camera just now. Holy SHIT it was hilarious! *ROFLMAO* Anyone got Channel 7 Perth news on DVR? Cause that was some SERIOUSLY FUNNY shit!