Highly suspicious.

http://www.matisse.com.au/pages/face.htm

That is the face paint that made me sick. I showed it to my sister and we both had a sniff. Both of us were nearly knocked off our feet by how strong the smell was, and I immediately felt ill afterwards. Then I read on the packet that they advise you not to use it near your nose or eyes.

IT'S FACE PAINT. Where the FUCK ELSE am I going to put it near?! Sweet Jesus! I am so mad. The fact that they even MENTION ill side effects on that website makes me *very* suspicious about this brand of face paint. I'm sure most people are fine using it, but two people in my family have had bad effects just SMELLING it.

My Mum looked at the ingredients and said there was some sort of ethyl in there. Or did she say ether? I'm not sure. The stuff that makes you unconscious. I'm not feeling top notch right now (THANK YOU, DERIVAN).

So yes - don't buy Derivan face paints!

And these are supposed to be used on kids!

Explain this to me.

How is a television show about a murderer that mortally wounds a pree-teen boy who is sitting in a pool, who then talks over the phone to a police-officer as he bleeds to death, and then tells the woman with fear that he doesn't want to die, then when the police officer gets to the blood-stained pool finds the boy dead, entertaining? Seriously. How is that entertaining?

I mean, entertainment is getting interested in something and getting some form of amusement out of it, right? HOW can anyone find that AMUSING?!
God, this society is so fucked. I really am going to enjoy the three month break from crime TV that I'll be getting when Mum and Dad go on holiday. I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT.