(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boomstick.livejournal.com
Okay, so I've read those quotes about a million times and I STILL have no idea what he means by:

"My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."

What does that even mean? It's like he got really plastered and just babbled for an hour.

I miss the days when he fucked with people by dressing up in a bear suit and walking around the parking lots of his own concerts. He is a mega-shit now.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
I think he means that in his head he thinks he's not racist, but his dick is only attracted to white people.

I don't know what's wrong with him. There are beautiful people all over the world. I certainly wouldn't want to restrict my choices with race, but you know me - I'm bisexual. I like having some variety! :D

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boomstick.livejournal.com
Just wow.

I agree. I'm not bi, but beauty is beauty!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annearchy.livejournal.com
John Mayer is the king of the douches. Douchey McDouchester. Gah. Moron!!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meleth.livejournal.com
What the fuck.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
I know, right?

In other news, Peter "Privileged Douchewad" Chayward is in his 8th day as a "homeless" guy. He made a joke about Hitler, went on about how great Justine Larbalestier is, lied multiple times about his situation and got soaking fucking wet in the rain.

Yeah, I've been reading his blog for the schadenfreude.

John Mayer

Date: 2010-02-11 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nicoli-dominn.livejournal.com
...And people actually like this guy? How is it even possible?

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixienymph.livejournal.com
John Mayer is so far up his own ass.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
He knows what the back of his own tonsils look like.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-11 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asweetdownfall.livejournal.com
This post says it all for me. That is all. :3
Edited Date: 2010-02-11 11:29 pm (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2010-02-12 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melalucci.livejournal.com
Yeah, my mom and I were talking about him earlier. I think the term I used was "douchebag." What an idiot!

Profile

logansrogue: (Default)
logansrogue

April 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags