The Big Wet Noodle.

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I have a new hero. Hopefully, this one is for real. He's a psychopathic bald shiny man who ran around on Jerry Springer wearing only a pair of boxers that claimed that they were the "Home of the Big Whopper". He called himself the Big Noodle. He kept whacking his pants and saying (in an accent that belongs in a 50s movie, ironicalyl enough), "EVERYBODY WANTS THE BIG WET NOODLE!"

When his bitch talked too loud, he said, "SHUT YAR MAUTH!" One gem of a moment:

"SHE WAS ONTO A GOOD THING! SHE WAS ONTO A GOOD THING! LOOK AT HER MAUTH! SHE'S GOT STRETCH-MARKS!"

I lost it at that point. What a freaking legend.