Revolucion!
Mar. 18th, 2009 02:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logansrogueDearest Uterus,
Why the competition between us? I had a thought (I have an awful lot of those) that if we combined our powers for evil, we would rule the world! Or at least rule the body we reside in, which is the next best thing! Whaddaya say? I can also bombard her body with signals to release hormones that create a craving for the very foods that'll set me off into an electrical storm that is a migraine! While that happens, you do your thing, and we will be triumphant! Whaddaya say?
Yours in greyness,
The Brain.
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Dear Brain,
You are one evil fucking son-of-a-bitch. I like the way you think. It's period time! Get to work!
Fuck you,
Uterus.
PS - I bet we can get her to take more than one dose of codeine today!
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Dear Uterus,
Yay opiates!
-B
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Dear Brain and Uterus,
I hate you both.
--Nancy.
Why the competition between us? I had a thought (I have an awful lot of those) that if we combined our powers for evil, we would rule the world! Or at least rule the body we reside in, which is the next best thing! Whaddaya say? I can also bombard her body with signals to release hormones that create a craving for the very foods that'll set me off into an electrical storm that is a migraine! While that happens, you do your thing, and we will be triumphant! Whaddaya say?
Yours in greyness,
The Brain.
--
Dear Brain,
You are one evil fucking son-of-a-bitch. I like the way you think. It's period time! Get to work!
Fuck you,
Uterus.
PS - I bet we can get her to take more than one dose of codeine today!
--
Dear Uterus,
Yay opiates!
-B
--
Dear Brain and Uterus,
I hate you both.
--Nancy.
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