I want to have sex with my new laptop.

[logansrogue]

It scans my fingerprint with a tiny fingerprint scanner. It's running The Sims 2, Semagic, and three browser windows and the little CPU meter widget is barely clocking 45 percent. It's coasting away like a happy young wildebeest calf (Yes, I watched that David Attenborough doco tonight about the wildebeest Mum and bub).

*happy sigh* Sometimes it's worth paying extra for things. Laptops are invariably the case.

Oh, I decided it's a she. Her name is Athena Cortana.

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[marie-j-granger.livejournal.com]

OMG, wow! That's fantastic news. (PS, when did she have a gentler stance? I HAVE been out of the loop.)