Hey Pervers, guys and gals! Our Surprise Spunk of the Day is:
Ian MacKellan!
Yes, you probably think I'm trippin'! Well, Orlando fangrrrls - even though you thought your elf-boy was the only one packin' some serious pretty-boy punch, you better rethink your situation and wish you were born twenty years earlier, cause I have a photo of Ian from 1976 and... Wow. Lucky boys that got a piece of this muffin, I envy thou! It'll appear in the grand opening of my dot.com. (Under Surprise Spunk of the Day).
Nacey.
(Who had only a few hours before seeing that photo, mocked her mother for thinking Ian was hot. Well, she did say that about a photo of him that was taken like - LAST WEEK and not of him in his prime. Okay, I'm being ageist - so kick my ass).
Ian MacKellan!
Yes, you probably think I'm trippin'! Well, Orlando fangrrrls - even though you thought your elf-boy was the only one packin' some serious pretty-boy punch, you better rethink your situation and wish you were born twenty years earlier, cause I have a photo of Ian from 1976 and... Wow. Lucky boys that got a piece of this muffin, I envy thou! It'll appear in the grand opening of my dot.com. (Under Surprise Spunk of the Day).
Nacey.
(Who had only a few hours before seeing that photo, mocked her mother for thinking Ian was hot. Well, she did say that about a photo of him that was taken like - LAST WEEK and not of him in his prime. Okay, I'm being ageist - so kick my ass).