In the "You Can't Make This Shit Up" files...

[logansrogue]

Jesus people pray to massive bronze bull for money...

So, okay. Ten Commandments is like, one of my favourite fucking movies ever. If this can happen in real life, this right here, well damn it all! I want a tall, muscular, gorgeous Russian-born Egyptian King to come into my life and make me fabulous like Anne Baxter Nefertiri.

In other news - DO YOU CUNTS NOT READ THE FUCKING BIBLE?! IS IT NOT YOUR CHOSEN SPECIALTY?! MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!