Fuck you, S Meyer.

[logansrogue]

So, I've been reading reviews and sporkings of Twilight and I thought, "You know what? Fuck this."

I'm going to write a really stupid fucking book. It's going to be really fucking stupid and fantasy/supernatural/whatever. Just cause I fucking well can.

It'll be about aliens. That's right. Aliens, high school, and... regional Australia. Maybe I'll release it under a crappy pseudonym. Just as an experiment. Fucking arsetard publishing industry.

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[shantari.livejournal.com]

*lurves you*

What's funny is that lousy books scare me that I will one day think of myself as a genius just because I can write better. Poor understanding of the self is something I worry about, simply because my imagination sometimes outrun reality. Meh, it's not that big a problem though. I think.

I have Twilight on my computer, and I just can't read it. Forget the way the writer use her language, she should make me able to root for the protagonist! Unless I'm supposed to see the protagonist as a Anti-Heroine (bitch, whatever), but then usually the protagonist is at least a little bit aware that they're not the nicest girl in town. And how about being able to appreciate other human beings like your own goddamn father? No, because everything is about how horrible it is to be Bella, having to actually remember insignificant people's names and share a bathroom with another human being. Wow, life sure is unfair for Bella. At least there is a little silverlining in that she was given her own car by her father that she calls by first name. And other people are so shallow! (Except that she's totally reading herslef into other people, cough!)

You know, I probably should do a proper sporking on my own livejournal. Instead of venting in comments here and there. Hohoho! *laughing like a female villain in anime, complete with the hand shyly covering her mouth*

Your book needs skanks. Filthy skanks that make your main female look like a goddess by comparison. And some nerds to salivate over your main femme too! (You may also involve them in the plot in that their nerdy skills save the day, but still leads to them dying as virgins!) Ohh, and pirates! That don't act like pirates in the least, but they have a sexy captain so who cares? (Actually, the world of media have like a million versions of pirates, I'm not all that sure anymore how pirates truely acts. I know someone who is wellread on that though.) Oh, and also, it should have this super cute mascot thingy! With magical powers! Or something... Oh, and there should be some kind of a sexy ghost who needs the true love of a woman to become who they really are. And one of the aliens should either be or know that ghost!

I could stay up all night coming up with suggestions. :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

...Geez! You should just write the damned book! *laughs*