Fuck you, S Meyer.

[logansrogue]

So, I've been reading reviews and sporkings of Twilight and I thought, "You know what? Fuck this."

I'm going to write a really stupid fucking book. It's going to be really fucking stupid and fantasy/supernatural/whatever. Just cause I fucking well can.

It'll be about aliens. That's right. Aliens, high school, and... regional Australia. Maybe I'll release it under a crappy pseudonym. Just as an experiment. Fucking arsetard publishing industry.

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[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no no. See, they go to a high school where it's cloudy. Cause what happens to vampires when they are in full sunlight isn't that they burn to dust... nope. They...

...

SPARKLE!

[dromeda.livejournal.com]

My brain just melted.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Did he dazzle you? (Actual line in book...)