AAARGH! NO!

[logansrogue]

Dear Parkinson:

When you have someone as dashing, gorgeous, charming and drop-dead SEXY as Orlando Bloom on your show, MUST you follow it up with the anal rash that is James Nesbit? SERIOUSLY, dude, it's like an arctic fucking shower!!!

Yours,
Nancy.

Comments

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

Actually, I prefer James Nesbit to Orlando... I think it's the accent.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Good. You have him. Keep the stupid git out of my face. (I really, REALLY can't stand the guy, I just hate his face. I'm sure he's a lovely person).

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Wow, I sound so grumpy! Dear Lord, I'm so sorry! *hugs*

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

Hehe, Parky is not somewhere I would have thought I'd hear the word 'cock'.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Did he say 'cock'?!

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

Keith Allen did, after James Nesbit. It was highly amusing :D He also admitted to having not a big cock.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yuck! Patooie! Feh, feh!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Aaaaahhhhh! Now, keep in mind. I have nothing against him personally. As I said to someone else, I'm sure he's a wonderful fellow.

But I can't stand the shows he's on and the characters he plays, especially in Cold Feet. He does absolutely nothing for me. At all.

But bless his ugly socks. LOL!

[http://users.livejournal.com/lemmings_/]

That was seriously one of the funniest posts I have read in a month!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*bows*

[scotsnow.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, Keith Allen was hilarious: "I don't actually have a very big cock, you know ..."

*chuckle snort*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I stopped watching when Nesbit was on. I couldn't stand looking at his face.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

You totally missed out on the funny that WAS Keith Allan. :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Well... damn!

[kegzilla.livejournal.com]

OMGWTF

Orlando is such a weedy anal rash!

Whereas James is pure Irish awesomeness. You should watch Jekyll. He rocks the fucking casbah in that! :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Speak not such blasphemy in my journal! FIE, FIE on you!

Orlando is a God among men! He is beautiful and wonderful and I LOVE HIM and all his long-haired pirate-y ruggedness! I love him and there is nothing anal about him! He is ALL COITAL! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!!! *humps Orlando repeatedly*

[kegzilla.livejournal.com]

Ugh. he's all lame and cant even grow proper facial hair.

Now, if you want sexiness in the pirates movie, Jack Davenport is where it's at. That rugged foppery and his awesomeness in Coupling makes him the bearer of great awesomeitude.

To summarise... Orlando is a gimp :P

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Of course men say Orlando is a gimp. Each and every other male homo sapien is jealous because hordes and hordes of women wibble and moan to the beauty that is Orlando.

And that's that. In Nacey's Journal Land, Orlando is a prince among men. Ner.

(Though I will agree that Jack Davenport is pretty freakin' hot).

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Now, if you want sexiness in the pirates movie...

Errol Flynn baby! All the way!
::swoon::

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO! Errol's the KING OF PIRATES, baby!

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Yes! He's the original sexy pirate :-)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I am a total Errol fangirl. I have original playbills from movies he did in the forties that I bought in LA. They're fantastic, I need to frame them!

[classicanne01.livejournal.com]

Yes yes yes!
Frame them and hang them :-)
That is sooooo cool that you have those.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

LA rocks for things like that. :D

[sugaryfun.livejournal.com]

Gotta agree with that. Sorry, Nancy, I loves me some James Nesbitt (though I do think of him as a poor man's John Hannah). Orlando's alright in pirates, but in LOTR- bleah.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I don't like him in LotR. I like him now he's gotten a bit rugged and manly. Men get so very HOT in their 30s.

[helen-jess.livejournal.com]

Oh I love in LOTR's - that's where my fangirling over him began. He's just so pretty and I love the long blonde hair! I think I'd much rather have sex with Legolas than Will Turner.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh, I adore him in LotR, (bad word choice for me there) but I'm not a blond guy girl. I prefer dark haired guys, and I like Orlando being olive-skinned and long haired with dark curls. *swoon* He's got enough looks for everybody!

My Mum is drinking Kirup Syrup. After one glass she's joking about a news story documenting the opening of the movie December Boys and joking that all the girls (and a few boys) wanted to give Daniel Radcliffe head. (o_O) My Mum never makes those jokes!!! LOL!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I tend not to find blond men all that attractive. Just not my type, I guess. I knew Orlando wasn't blond naturally when he was playing Legolas, but I was thoroughly distracted at the time by Elijah Wood. Didn't stop me having the odd naughty dream about Legolas, though. ;) He was very, very pretty and I liked that.

Then he got rugged and older and manly and now I'm totally over the moon. LOL!

[sugaryfun.livejournal.com]

True.

[kegzilla.livejournal.com]

See jealous isnt the word.

People like Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are the ones that make you jealous what with all that rugged manly sexiness :P

I think my main problem with Orlando is how much he pissed me off in LOTR. I loved Legy in the books but orlando turned him into such a pussy.

I must say though, seeing him getting his ass kicked by Brendan Gleeson in Troy makes me as giddy as a school girl :P

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

I cheered when Achilles found his Achille's Heel... god I hated that movie....

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

See, I never watched Troy because there were no Gods and the only hot guy played Paris.

[helen-jess.livejournal.com]

Oh you've got to watch it! It's so funny! So many shots of Brad Pitt looking of into the sunset with the wind blowing his hair! Just hilarious!

I also watched it to hear Orlando say "I love you Helen."

I'm such a sad fangirl.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe I can watch it and MiST it. Oh wow, do you replay that scene? Is that bit of your DVD burnt out? LOL!

[sugaryfun.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed it, despite the complete absence of gods and giant snakes.

[robin99.livejournal.com]

OHNOYOUDIDN'T dis Dr. Tom Jackman! lol
I do prefer Hyde tho.

But I agree that Orly is a GOD AMONG MEN. Even when he has terrible facial hair.

I *need* to see this episode of Parkinson.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

You do! Huge close up of him for ages in hi definition, and he's smiling and talking and being thoroughly charming and gorgeous! *happy sigh*

[greenforest-elf.livejournal.com]

I changed stations after Orlando hehehehe I wanted to kiss the screen, he makes me giggle like a little school girl *sigh*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Isn't he WONDERFUL?! I knew you'd be enjoying it! :DDDD

[greenforest-elf.livejournal.com]

keke oh i sure did keke I have drooled over that man since LOTR he looks so different now, certainly getting sexier tho the whole elf thing does it for me (ohhh ok and the pirate) hehe

[helen-jess.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I love that interview with Orlando. I've watched it heaps of times. He's just SOOO dreamy! My no.1 celebrity crush! No. 2 would prob be James Masters as Spike.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It's great, all close up with him being charming!! *swoon*

Did you like him in Pirates 3? I thought he was so obscenely hot in it, it's my favourite movie of his yet.

I love liking Orlando Bloom. I know it's a stupid typical thing for a girl to do but damn it, he's dreamy! I'm a girl of my times!