Desperation!!

[logansrogue]

Theren't nuttin quite as sad ner desp'rate as a lassie without batt'ries fer her fav'rite vibrator.

*weeps* Oh. Oh. OH! So many batteries... ALL DEAD! *sobs*

Comments

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

Nancy, you shouldn't let Scotty touch your computer xD

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

... Actually. I wrote this. It's ME. Scotty wouldn't touch the subject.

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Don't laugh! I'm going CRAZY! A girl needs her BATTERIES! LOL!!

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

Teehee xD lmao

I like your limewire icon btw, Becka showed me that vid haha

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It was hellish to capture, stupid flash.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

Aye, that be sad lassie

But at least ye can locate thar treasure... this fair wench hath no idea where her's may lie...

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

ARR! Where did thee bury it?! How could a lassie lose such a treasure?!

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

*sob* Well, when one goes on a vast voyage across the seas, one can only take with thee a wee bit of treasure. One buries the rest of it! And whilst one might know where one's treasure may lie, finding something that you find precious amongst many unknown treasure chests, is hard.
Aye??!?!!?

AYE! AVAST!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

YARR! Thar be a hard bit o' luck, me lassie. If i' t'were me returnin' to me home port, I'd seek thee a house o' pleasure the moment I set foot on dry land, an' purchase me a new - er - treasure. Indeed-y.

And I'd bury me treasure but me doctor adviced against it for the noo. *sigh*

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT LOL

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

OMG SEX TOYS! ROFLMAO! *pokes you in the shoulder with a big giant rubber dildo*

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

LMAO I needed some last weekend. Sunday was my friend Veronica's bday, and we made her a porny box LOL It's a surprise haha The thing is, we call her pervert, but she is not at all hahahaha poor kid xP

[http://users.livejournal.com/lothar_/]

It's best you don't know, matie.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

haha too late xD

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

OMG, what a way to start my day. LMAO! :D

And is today Honorary Pirate Day on LJ? Did I miss a memo or something? And this only inspires me more to make my final descision and be a pirate for Halloween this year.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Do a search and you should find the official website. :D

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

Really? How interesting.

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

And if I'd read this 3 hours ago when you posted it, I might even have chivalrously dropped round with some batteries.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Well, I still don't have the batteries. I've just been too buggered to leave the house after yesterday's pain-fest.

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

what sort do you need?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

C. Buy a four pack and I'll give you several bucks.

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

Alright. But its a bit late in the evening now I assume. So I drop round tomorrow maybe.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Okies. :D

O_o

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

Have you thought of getting rechargeables?

Re: O_o

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yes. Unfortunately, C cells are expensive to buy as rechargables.

Re: O_o

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

We'll have to start a collection.

Re: O_o

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can see it now.

"Rechargable Batteries for Nacey's Dildo Fund".

Or Pennies for Prosthetic Penii.

Re: O_o

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

Well, it beats the "Collection to get me drunk fund." that went round UCC recently.

Or how about the grant to get me to the Sunshine coast fund (I am leaving in an hour) or the money I was given to go to Turkey and Japan. Ahh being a postgrad student.

You'll just have to do a PhD on some obscure topic so you can write it off as a study related expense. ;)