My darling little Xena baby just ran into the house. Aww, I think and go to pat her.
But what's this? Her feeties are black! At first I think she's been running through mud! Silly girl!
But no. I sniff her. She smells like motor oil.
THE BITCH IS COVERED IN MOTOR OIL PAST HER KNEES. It's on her stomach, tail, right into her toes. There's nothing for it. I have to bathe the bitch.
Do you know what it's like trying to bathe a cat that not only has NEVER had a proper bath, but doesn't LIKE water?
FUCK. It's a miracle I came out of it without any scratches. At all. But there's still a little oil left, I couldn't wash it all out. I'm really worried that she's ingested a lot of car oil. It really does look like she'd been licking herself all over. God, I couldn't stand it if my baby girl got sick! I love her so much! :(
I officially suck as a "Mat old cat lady". I can't even keep my fucking cats!!
But what's this? Her feeties are black! At first I think she's been running through mud! Silly girl!
But no. I sniff her. She smells like motor oil.
THE BITCH IS COVERED IN MOTOR OIL PAST HER KNEES. It's on her stomach, tail, right into her toes. There's nothing for it. I have to bathe the bitch.
Do you know what it's like trying to bathe a cat that not only has NEVER had a proper bath, but doesn't LIKE water?
FUCK. It's a miracle I came out of it without any scratches. At all. But there's still a little oil left, I couldn't wash it all out. I'm really worried that she's ingested a lot of car oil. It really does look like she'd been licking herself all over. God, I couldn't stand it if my baby girl got sick! I love her so much! :(
I officially suck as a "Mat old cat lady". I can't even keep my fucking cats!!
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Date: 2006-08-03 05:58 pm (UTC)Mat old cat lady? :P
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Date: 2006-08-03 06:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-03 06:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-04 12:45 am (UTC)thats like when my kitty Chicco knocked over an aromatherapy oilburner (not lit thank god!) and got herself all covered in dewberry oil.
i was SO worried that it would poison her if she licked it off (plus it STUNK the house out!) so i attempted the old bath thing.
i dont think i have ever bled so much in my life, nor received so many dirty kitty looks and ignorance in the weeks to follow!
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Date: 2006-08-04 04:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-04 04:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-04 05:08 am (UTC)Here you pay for month about a dollar to the vets, and they take care of your pet when it's sick.
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Date: 2006-08-04 05:08 am (UTC)Anyway I hope your kitty gets better
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Date: 2006-08-04 07:50 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-04 03:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-06 01:01 am (UTC)