A letter

[logansrogue]

Dear Channel Ten,

Please die. Please fall over onto a barbed, vibrating dong covered in tabasco sauce and spin to taste.
Does it really take you TWO FUCKING HOURS to tell us who wins Big Brother?

Is it really so very important that you must SKIP A WEEK OF NUMB3RS?!

Your programmers need shooting. Or need to be forced to dry-hump some echidnas at gun-point. Cause it is not. fucking. fair.

I'm so glad that BB06 is coming to an end. As much as I love David and the masturbation-worthy-show reunion he had with his super fuckable hot boyfriend, the glamour is gone for me. No more thrills. Camilla's a grade A cunt and Jamie is a likeable dope. Turn the page.

Give me the KRUMHOLTZ. You TURDS.

Yours,
Nancy Lorenz.

Comments

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

Ah, another person who hates reality shows when they interrupt the more important things in life *nods*.

[mawaridi.livejournal.com]

I am looking forward to tonight's Big Brother extravaganza. Not because I give a flying fuck who wins. Because this time tomorrow, I won't have to hear about it for the forseeable future.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yes, for that I can at least be thankful.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

My friend called him "Kumholtz"

And I laughed because it's SO TRUE!

[girlguitarist.livejournal.com]

I hate hate hate reality TV shows. They bump EVERYTHING out.

I also just saw Numb3rs the other day... oh man, I loved it!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Eep! Isn't it CUTENESS in a TV SHOW?! The brotherly love, the cute lines, the heart! Such heart!

And hey - an hour of Krumholtz. And when it's not Krumholtz, it's Morrow! There is NO downside!

[nousia.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I agree. *nods*