Invites I'd love to send.

[logansrogue]

Considering it's my party this weekend, here's:

Invites I Wish I Could Send!



Dear M. Hercule Poirot,

You are invited to my 27th Birthday Party. Yes, my place is a very long way away, but it'll be huge fun. As poor as I am, my mother is a brilliant cook. You'll like her cooking so much, I think you'll keel over and never want to taste another thing again. No, I'm not exaggerating. I'll also be dressed up to the nines, which should give you something nice to look at while you eat the best finger food of your life. We can dance, too, I have hot jazz. Very hot jazz.

You can RSVP by telegram or send me a carrier pidgeon or something.

Forever yours,
The Divine Miss N.

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Dear Ares, God of War,

It's my birthday. Come do me. You know you want to.

Yours,
Nancy.

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Dear Charlie Eppes,

Work out this little problem:

Lots of Strawberry Champers + Nacey + You + My Rioting 27th Birthday Party =

We'll make it multiple choice:

a) A horrid public display of affection
b) A very laid Charlie
c) Lots of gorgeous curly-headed babies nine months later
d) All of the above.

Do consider it, my dear. Except the babies part, I was joking about that.

With kisses,
Nancy.
PS: Bring your bro. Get him to wear the kevlar.
PPS: Actually, bring Amita too. In a low cut top. And get her to dance. How drunk do I have to get her before she kisses girls?

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Avast, Cap'n Jack!

Come dock in the Swan Estuary and wend your merry way to my cottage! For this wench be havin' a wild birthday party, and she also be lackin' any terrifyin' diseases of the unspeakable kind. Just ask for Mad Bonney! The rum's not gone. In fact, it's even in the ice-cream. With raisins!

Signed,
Mad Bonney.

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Dear Kalel:

Up, up and away to my birthday party, dude. Forget Lois for a bit and come and save me. *^_~*

Yours,
Nancy.
(I'm as helpless as a kitten up a treeeee! Don't you know that song, sweet thing?)

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Dear Harry Potter,

It's my birthday party this weekend, and you're invited. Why don't you apparate your sweet self over here? Bring Hermione! Sorry, only one guest per person. And I won't mind if you imbibe in a little liquor. I'm not looking, and nobody else is, here, either. We have comfy couches. You and Hermione can get nice and comfy. And I can watch, right? Right.

Did I mention I have a spare bed in my room?

Always your fan,
Nancy.

If you didn't think I was a raging sex-starved pervert before... then you just weren't paying attention!

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