Invites I'd love to send.

[logansrogue]

Considering it's my party this weekend, here's:

Invites I Wish I Could Send!



Dear M. Hercule Poirot,

You are invited to my 27th Birthday Party. Yes, my place is a very long way away, but it'll be huge fun. As poor as I am, my mother is a brilliant cook. You'll like her cooking so much, I think you'll keel over and never want to taste another thing again. No, I'm not exaggerating. I'll also be dressed up to the nines, which should give you something nice to look at while you eat the best finger food of your life. We can dance, too, I have hot jazz. Very hot jazz.

You can RSVP by telegram or send me a carrier pidgeon or something.

Forever yours,
The Divine Miss N.

~~*~~

Dear Ares, God of War,

It's my birthday. Come do me. You know you want to.

Yours,
Nancy.

~~*~~

Dear Charlie Eppes,

Work out this little problem:

Lots of Strawberry Champers + Nacey + You + My Rioting 27th Birthday Party =

We'll make it multiple choice:

a) A horrid public display of affection
b) A very laid Charlie
c) Lots of gorgeous curly-headed babies nine months later
d) All of the above.

Do consider it, my dear. Except the babies part, I was joking about that.

With kisses,
Nancy.
PS: Bring your bro. Get him to wear the kevlar.
PPS: Actually, bring Amita too. In a low cut top. And get her to dance. How drunk do I have to get her before she kisses girls?

~~*~~

Avast, Cap'n Jack!

Come dock in the Swan Estuary and wend your merry way to my cottage! For this wench be havin' a wild birthday party, and she also be lackin' any terrifyin' diseases of the unspeakable kind. Just ask for Mad Bonney! The rum's not gone. In fact, it's even in the ice-cream. With raisins!

Signed,
Mad Bonney.

~~*~~

Dear Kalel:

Up, up and away to my birthday party, dude. Forget Lois for a bit and come and save me. *^_~*

Yours,
Nancy.
(I'm as helpless as a kitten up a treeeee! Don't you know that song, sweet thing?)

~~*~~

Dear Harry Potter,

It's my birthday party this weekend, and you're invited. Why don't you apparate your sweet self over here? Bring Hermione! Sorry, only one guest per person. And I won't mind if you imbibe in a little liquor. I'm not looking, and nobody else is, here, either. We have comfy couches. You and Hermione can get nice and comfy. And I can watch, right? Right.

Did I mention I have a spare bed in my room?

Always your fan,
Nancy.

If you didn't think I was a raging sex-starved pervert before... then you just weren't paying attention!

Comments

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Didn't I put the invite out on the friends list? Cause that was for everyone on my friends list!

[mexicanjewlizrd.livejournal.com]

and mine! :-P

[exhaledeeply.livejournal.com]

How drunk do I have to get her before she kisses girls?

MAHA.

XD

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

If it's at all possible, I think I love you even more. :p

Those made me crack up.

[sparklinblossom.livejournal.com]

Those are so awesome! I love the Numb3rs one. So true, so very true.

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahaha.... You have won my undying perv love.

[nousia.livejournal.com]

Hehe!

Your letters to Capt. Jack, Charlie and Harry are the best, IMO.

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack would sooo come with that invite...unless of course he was in jail. Again. XP

[cedargrove.livejournal.com]

What, you don't want me at your party? I am hurt, my friend.

[berenicepotter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *tears* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG

THE CHARLIE ONE WAS THE BEST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

no giant purple text, just warmest wishes for your birthday *snugs*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'm terrible at inviting people to things, I'm sorry my darling. *HUGS*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Thanks, sweepee! *hugs*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that one was my favourite, too :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Of course I want you at my party!! LOL!!! Silly!!! This was just fictional characters. Which reminds me:

Dearest Mr. Bay,

You are invited to my 27th Birthday Party. The trip shall be expense paid. And my mother makes the best hommus you've ever tasted. No really. So do come, and I'll even give you your own private belly dance.

All yours,
Nancy.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's always dicey inviting pirates... *sigh*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

:D Thanks! Hehehe!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Pervies of the world UNITE! :D

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I know. Man, I'm so glad Numb3rs is back on today. On my BIRTHDAY! I'm getting CHARLIE for my BIRTHDAY! I'm so EFFING HAPPY!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*evil, naughty, winning grin* *hugs*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Every woman has a cracking point. *nods*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Aren't you travelling the world? If you're not, then DO come, girlfriend too, but if you are, then, uhm - ahoy! LOL!

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

You are teh awesome.

I especially enjoyed the ones to Jack Sparrow, Superman, Charlie, and Harry of course. ;)

*smooches*

Oh, not sure if you got my email already or not, but I sent you off a birthday package on Friday. :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh! I did! Thanks! :D I'm a bit overwhelmed with the love right now - I'm just like - OMG... BPPPT! *ded*

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! It's not much, but I wanted to contibute your wishlist. :)

You deserve it hun. *hugs*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Thanks :D *hugs*

[flyingreptile.livejournal.com]

No reason you couldn't. Thatcher gave out invites that suggested use of lube. Just don't chuck people out of their own hut and you'll be sweet.

[lykeleia.livejournal.com]

;)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

... Huh?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

... but he's not REAL! It was a gag! LOL!

I invited my entire friends list with one post!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

OHhhhh you're KILLING ME! STOP IT! *Weeps*