Ahahaha. Sleepy children make me laugh.
Jul. 1st, 2006 07:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
On Josh getting up this morning:
nacey (07:19 AM) :
AHahah
nacey (07:19 AM) :
My nephew is all tired
nacey (07:19 AM) :
I said "Happy Birthday" and he says "you're welcome"
nacey (07:19 AM) :
I went, "Uhm... Happy birthday?"
Eiri (07:19 AM) :
lol
nacey (07:19 AM) :
He says again "You're welcome..."
nacey (07:19 AM) :
I said, "No, you say thanks, *I* say 'you're welcome'!"
nacey (07:20 AM) :
And *I'm* the one that stayed up all night without sleep
nacey (07:19 AM) :
AHahah
nacey (07:19 AM) :
My nephew is all tired
nacey (07:19 AM) :
I said "Happy Birthday" and he says "you're welcome"
nacey (07:19 AM) :
I went, "Uhm... Happy birthday?"
Eiri (07:19 AM) :
lol
nacey (07:19 AM) :
He says again "You're welcome..."
nacey (07:19 AM) :
I said, "No, you say thanks, *I* say 'you're welcome'!"
nacey (07:20 AM) :
And *I'm* the one that stayed up all night without sleep
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Date: 2006-07-01 03:15 am (UTC)That's cute. And funny.
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Date: 2006-07-01 03:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-01 03:57 am (UTC)Too true.
I may have already asked this, but...
Date: 2006-07-01 03:54 am (UTC)Do you know who Curtis Stone is?
Re: I may have already asked this, but...
Date: 2006-07-01 04:07 am (UTC)Re: I may have already asked this, but...
Date: 2006-07-01 04:11 am (UTC)He's a pretty famous Chef from your country, and now he's over here in the US with his own cooking show, where he pops into a market, finds a woman who's going to be making dinner for someone that night, and convinces her to take him home so he can cook the meal for her and her husband/boyfriend/family/friend.
...
He is SO PRETTY OH MY GOOD GOD NANCY.
WHY DID YOU NOT TELL GRACIE ABOUT THE PRETTY BOYS FROM WHERE YOU LIVE? AND THE VOICE. OH MY GOD THE VOICE.
I could die. Or just bite his neck. ...And I am NOT A BITER, NANCY.
Please. Pleasepleaseplease. If you love me at all, please go google 'Curtis Stone' or even just 'Take Home Chef' and take a look at this boy. ...Who's actually thirty and not a boy at all and yet I would still bite him. O.o
Re: I may have already asked this, but...
Date: 2006-07-01 04:15 am (UTC)Are you KIDDING?! He's got a face like a busted arsehole! You can go down to the beach and find a DOZEN guys here that look like that! Geez! Seriously! Just - come here, and you'll find a thousand dudes like that. Heaps of them will want to go out with you too, cause you're a cute American girl.
ROFLMAO. There are hotter Aussie blokes than that! Yeesh!
Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 04:34 am (UTC)...
WOW I'm surprised. I think he's so cute! I admit that he has a more -interesting- face then a classic one, but I rreeaally like him. AND THE VOICE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
...Actually, you probably do. O.o
Teehee. 'Busted arsewhole'. Nancy, baby, even when I completely disagree with you, I still love you to death.
And he's all blonde and buffed up, but not so much that he looks as if he'd crush you. *Floats* I wuuub him.
Teehee. But there's a lot of him, huh? Hm. ......Do they surf?
DUDE, I wanna tell you a story and ask you to laugh and not want to kill me.
I went down to this lake with my girlfriends a couple of weeks ago.
On our last night there, we traveled into the city so the girl who's cabin we were all staying in could buy is dinner.
We went into this kinda-nice restaurant, and we were all giggly and goofy, 'just because we felt like 'girls on the town'. It was fun.
And we get this waiter. Not the cutest guy ever, nothing to fall over for, until he talks.
And we're a bunch of California girls, so you know we -freak- -out- when he tells us good evening in this lovely Aussie accent.
...
At least we thought it was Aussie. Oh God, we really, -really- did.
Then my friend Sarah finally said, as we'd been giggling rather openly and staring at him the whole night and just being goofy, to his face: "Not to be rude, or anything, but you have a really awesome accent."
None of us had had the nerve. But once that was out there, the rest of us piped up with "YES, you really, really do!" and "WE LOVE IT."
Then my friend Nora gets nerve too, and asks, "What part of Australia are you from?"
...
We had been SO. SURE.
Then his face turns just a touch less friendly, maybe a little tired, and he shakes his head. Politely, of course, but still.
"I'm not from Australia, actually."
...
Me, LOUDLY AND WITH A RED FACE: Oh...Oh, that's -embrassing-..*Facepalm*....
We all look very surprised, and one of us finally asks where he -is- from.
"I'm from South Africa. Enjoy your dinner."
And then we fully WOULDN'T LET HIM GO BECAUSE WE FELT SO BAD AND WERE SO SURPRISED.
"...Really? Wow! ...Do you get confused with an Aussie a lot?"
Him: ... Yes. -.-
No, really, he was a good sport about it--but then he finally goes back to his other tables, and we all facepalm some more, still all surprised.
Sarah:...We can never go to South Africa. We'd get shanked.
Mel: I came THIS CLOSE TO ASKING HIM TO SAY 'SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE'.
Us:...I think that'd one get you shanked no matter who you asked it to.
Me: My Aussie friend's gonna shank ME when she hears this story!
Oh, but then before we left, most of my friends still wrote their numbers on the back of a piece of scrap paper and left it under his tip.
And then before we were to the door, a waitress goes over to the table, finds the numbers with a note that said something like "YOUR ACCENT'S STILL CUTE OMG LULZ", starts laughing, and takes both over to him really fast.
While we are still inside. ...Yeah, we -ran-.
*Crawls in a hole*
Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 04:35 am (UTC)Long comment.
...
I love you?
Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 04:44 am (UTC)We say Sayouth Ah-frica.
They say Sith Ifrica.
You silly dweeb. LOL. I was really, really expecting him to be from New Zealand. BUT SOUTH AFRICA?! OMG! *Dies with laughter* You guys are funny as.
And I'd shank you, if I fuckin' knew what it was LOL!
Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 04:56 am (UTC)Dag? *Dies laughing!* I have no clue what that is! ...But I'm guessing it's like dweeb. *Blushblushblush* We didn't know THE DIFFERENCE. WE'RE FROM CALIFORNIA. THE CLOSEST THING WE HEAR TO AN ACCENT IS "DUDE. CHAAA. DUUUUDE."
And to 'shank'...is to stab, more or less.
I was actually surprised we couldn't tell the difference. That's why I proclaimed the overwhelming embarrassment when I learned of our mistake. I wanted to -drown- myself in my mashed potatoes.
BUT. BUT. HE DID SAY PEOPLE DID GET IT CONFUSED SOMETIMES.
SO. WE AREN'T...TOTAL AND UTTER SLAGS. Just sort of. And mostly.
Teehee. I aaamm glad you find it funny, though. I honestly thought you may want to try and kill me. With a spork. 'Cause that's the most painful.
*Dies all over again*
Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 04:57 am (UTC)Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 06:30 am (UTC)Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 04:44 am (UTC)Re: I may have already asked this, but...And I may have already told you this story!
Date: 2006-07-01 04:57 am (UTC)