Bitch-tits McAfferty Stats
Formed: |
5th February 2006 |
Split: |
13th July 2010 |
Best Album: |
'Narcosis Totalled Deistic Fulcrum' 8/10 in the NME |
Best Single: |
'Yuckier Balloons Dumbest' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 24th April 2006.) |
Records Sold: |
1,058,749 in total (380,514 albums, 678,235 singles). |
Reputation: |
Cult |
Groupies: |
exhaledeeply is forever plotting to remove apolla from the band and is currently developing a unique instrument comprised of a dildo with strings attached. It works as well as fyrdrakken's pelvis. |
Other | After a thorough investigation by the United Nations, Bitch-tits McAfferty were found to be in breach of a number of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Whist Jubas'. |
Bitch-tits McAfferty Member Profiles
logansrogue
logansrogue seems to model themselves on James Dean but looks and sounds more like James Dean Bradfield. We suggest that logansrogue stays off the pies and spends more time fuckin' rehearsing!
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apolla
Without ever being the focal point of Bitch-tits McAfferty's sound, apolla's intricate stylings add depth to the bands music. |
fyrdrakken
fyrdrakken is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However fyrdrakken spends too much time trying to emulate their influences. |
angiej
Throughout Bitch-tits McAfferty's career angiej has been all to willing to fade into the background and let apolla and logansrogue take charge of the band's image. Because of this it is easy to overlook the drummer's positive contribution to the band. |
midnight_ljc
midnight_ljc is an egotistical cunt and is nowhere near as good as they believe they are. They should be brought back to earth with a swift kick to the gonads. |
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Single Releases
# |
Title |
Date |
13 |
Yuckier Balloons Dumbest |
Apr 2006 |
8 |
Anoxemic Varves Graphics Mating |
Jun 2006 |
5 |
Betel Hinnied Flogs Cocains Broodier Begum |
Aug 2006 |
1 |
Frotteur |
Dec 2007 |
10 |
Whist Jubas |
Mar 2008 |
25 |
Turbots Motive Yachts Mineral Stithies |
May 2008 |
15 |
Reburial Lectins Hawsers Highways |
Apr 2009 |
9 |
Fuelers Piosity Sciences Inlace Creamy |
Jun 2009 |
1 |
Unartful Lamiae |
Sep 2009 |
Album Releases
# |
Title |
Date |
23 |
Narcosis Totalled Deistic Fulcrum |
Feb 2006 |
N/A |
Grasps Piggie Urtexts Rhetoric Pedalfer |
Nov 2007 |
23 |
Velds Sneezier Shotten |
Jan 2009 |
northern ireland's worst |
I knew it all along
Date: 2006-02-06 03:51 am (UTC)logansrogue (vocals)
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic logansrogue's vocal talent is one Rendan's' strongest assets.
Re: I knew it all along
Date: 2006-02-06 04:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-06 12:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-07 01:25 am (UTC)