Goinked from goldy_dollar...

[logansrogue]

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

1). Harry Potter - Harry Potter
2). Hermione Granger - HP
3). Charlie Eppes - Numb3rs
4). Wolverine - X-Men movie
5). Ares - Xena: WP
6). Ford Prefect - HHGttG
7). Zaphod Beeblebrox - HHGttG
8). Jonathan Carnahan - The Mummy/Returns
9). Frodo Baggins - Lord of the Rings
10). Bernard Black - Black Books

(I don't expect people to deliver on 6, 7, or 10. Or even 8 or 3, really. LOL!)

If the character you wanted to do is already done, just do it anyway. I'd like to see what different people come up with!!

Comments

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

Dearest Nacey,

It has been brought to my attention that you have an intense fondness for me. Maybe even you are the one that wrote me the secret love note, so I am taking Larry's advise and writing you a letter. This is usually the point where I would interject some mathematical similarity to this situation, and yet Don has told me that would not be a good idea. I am flattered by your attraction, and if you are ever near Cal Sci, please stop in and I take you to get coffee.

Sincerely yours,
Charlie Eppes

((sorry if it sucks, but I am not used to writing fanmail, much less as a guy... XDD))

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Sucks?! Honey, I got tingles! Bwhahahahahaha!!! My response?

Dearest Charlie,

I am so there.

Yours,
Nancy.
(Many kisses)

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

XDD It's after midnight and I'm half asleep, so I'm glad it came out ok!

[leopardeternal.livejournal.com]

Hey Nancy, its Hermine, I just wanted to get back to you about our study date tomorrow. We were meeting in the library tomorrow right? I’ll be there at 6 o’clock sharp, I have to do some research of my own, so if you want to show up early I’ll be there. I know you were wanting help in our History class, but I also noticed you looked troubled in Runes and Theory. Not to worry, I’ve brought all the books we might need and we’ll get you straightened out in no time. If you’ve got your copy of Hogwarts: A History, book that’ll be good to have, the school did prove functional during the goblin raids in Scotland, of course you’ll need your Monster book of Monstrous creatures, it’ll help us to understand how the goblins had tamed the Hydras to help in their raids. Not that they were completely tame mind you, but functionally tame for the goblins purposes, that is until the chains lost their power and the locks broke. Which reminds me, you’ll need your runes book so we can look up goblin locking runes and see how they failed when applied to the steel they were using...(tape cuts off, she ran out of time)

well, and I started running short on ideas, but I think you get the idea, was too good to pass up. I wanted to do Zaphod for ya, but he doesn’t strike me as the person that would think far enough ahead, or behind, to call anyone.

[leopardeternal.livejournal.com]

doh was thinking a phone message... silly me

[mix-o-choc.livejournal.com]

no surprises there

[windtear.livejournal.com]

Dear Miss Nacey,

I was most surprised and pleased to receive your letter, expressing great admiration for the discoveries I, my sister and my brother-in-law have made in Egypt, as well as your sympathy for the strange adventures we suffered through to bring them to the scholars of the Western world. I say 'we' - but I can tell you in private confidence that it was mainly I who brought us through those terrible experiences.

Should you ever find yourself in London, please do not hesitate to call upon me at O'Connell House. I would be delighted to elaborate further on those events, for certain details simply could not be published in a credible scientific journal. Nor can I bring my pen to describe them, as they were so terrifying! My poor sister even now cannot bear to speak of them without her husband present to support her. Nevertheless, I would be glad to share the story with an understanding female ear.

Yours sincerely,

Jonathan Carnahan

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dearest Mr. Carnahan,

I was most delighted to recieve your letter. By a great coincidence, I happen to be in London for a royal charity ball, which I assume such a reknowned and celebrated Egyptologist as yourself shall be attending. If you should be attending, who would you be bringing as your date? To make it easier to find you, of course.

Yours,
Miss Nancy Lorenz.

[melalucci.livejournal.com]

Just had to say - that was awesome. LOL

[lady-pru.livejournal.com]

Nancy,

I saw all those hot pictures you drew of Xena and me. Not enough sex and violence for my tastes, though. I'll make you a deal. Draw one where the annoying blond dies a slow, hard death, while I lay it to Xena on the altar in my main temple in Thermopolae over Gabrielle's beaten and bloody corpse, and I'll send Lady Fortune your way a time or two this year. How's that sound?

Ares.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dearest hunk of studly leather-bound goodness Ares,

You got yourself a deal. Think you could sweeten it with a roll in the hay? I know Xena's the one you truly love, but hey, what's a bit of tit and tat between business partners?

Yours,
Nancy.

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

*spittakes* ROFLMAO!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*smirks* How could I resist? I mean... it's ARES!

[starfyre01.livejournal.com]

No kidding! I'm waiting for a nasty reply letter from Gabrielle *giggles*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

That would be so cool. The bard and I can have a bitch fight.

[lady-pru.livejournal.com]

Baby, I'd roll you in the hay, the sheets, and clouds 9, 10, and 11.

Ares.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm yours.

Nancy.

[apolla.livejournal.com]

Dear Nancy,

BRING ME CAKE. AND WINE. AND CAKE.

Bernard.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dear Bernard,

Would you like some sex with the wine and cake?

Nancy.
PS - If the answer is yes, please scrape yourself and let Manny hose you off. Ta. XXX

[aeditimi.livejournal.com]

Listen Babe,

I hear you're cute, and that's a good thing, because four eyes need a lot of hotness, if you know what I mean. And I hear you're kinda wild (foxy, did you say?), which is a definite must if you're gonna keep up with me, cuz I'm so hip I have trouble wearing belts, and I'm so groovy automobiles get stuck in my wake. The last chick I picked up in your sector got a little high and mighty after saving life, the universe and whatever else it was, but I'm willing to give ZZ9 another shot. If I'm buzzing by, I might pick you up for adventure and really exciting things.

Zaphod


--couldn't resist the challenge

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dearest Zaphod,

The galaxy awaits, and so do I. The e-thumb is a-blinkin', sexy.

Yours,
Nancy.


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Is it just me or do most of these letters involve me coming onto these characters? Someone would think I'm a big whore or something. LOL! You did a great job on Zaph, btw! :D

Okay so I'm breaking the rules, but...

[cedargrove.livejournal.com]

Dearest Nancy,

So sorry, my dear sweet friend, but as you may (or may not) have heard - or indeed recently read in the society pages, where Evy, bless her heart decided to announce it to /all/ the world - that I am now happily engaged to be married to Doctor Jennifer Hamlyn. I know, I know... I would never have believed it myself if you would have told me that I'd be tying the know, but frankly after that dreadful affair with Seth, and Nephthys and all that tosh... well, I suppose it was more than my free spirit could honestly stand and besides - a chap can wait only so long, you know?

Anyway, a friend of mine - well not a friend exactly, more of an, um... acquaintance or... um... anyway, someone I know has been taking a little bit of flack from some of the older members of his Tr-- erm community. So, I hope you don't mind, but I told him a bit about you, and told him he should write. I've enclosed his letter. I hope you can read it, as he somewhat smudged the ink a little... not used to writing left to right I suppose.

Anyway, I've also included an invitation to the wedding and would love to see you there.

Yours
Jonny

PS You'd love Jenny, and she's so looking forward to meeting you.

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Ma'asalaama,

I write to you from the Oasis of the First Tribe of the Medjai and express my sincerest hope that you, and all those close to your heart are well; that for you, all goes well and that the light of the blessed shines down upon you in the multitude of benedictions afforded to the faithful.

Jonathan Carnahan, with whom I believe, from the matters he has discussed with me, you are more than a little acquainted, suggested that I should write and introduce myself to you and so I find myself writing to express my wish to become known to you, and perhaps, should your father permit it, to make overtures toward you in respect of becoming more closely connected.

I have, under my command, several thousands of men and govern the combined lands of the twelve major oases of the great SaHra, residing in the largest of these at Kharga, where I command First Tribe of the Medjai. My personal property includes several camels, a large dwelling and two purebread Arabian stallions, one black and the other grey, or almost white. I hope this is of sufficient merit to allow us to begin to speak with one another, though I would understand if it were not.

I would be most honoured if you would consent to perhaps share tea with me the next time you find yourself in the desert. Until such time, I will leave the matter in your soft and delicate hands.

Sincerely yours,
Ardeth Bay