RAAAH!!!

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Dear God,

Listen, I've tried working with these hormone things you've lugged me with for the past 15 years or so, and you know what? It's not working. Can you please reduce my alotted amount? At this moment, I'm on the verge of snapping and doing a very good impersonation of Manny suffering from Dave's Syndrome. It might be amusing for some people but the emotional upset for me is really quite unbearable. I don't like being this irrational. What worries me is that I haven't even started bleeding yet, and I'm in pain. Do you really hate me?

Love,
Nancy.

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Dear Nancy,

Suck it up. Be a good girl. Don't bring any more porn into the house or your Good Catholic Saint of a Mother might keel over from a heart attack. Abstain.

From,
The Darth Pope.

~~*~~

Dear Pope,

Keep your wrinkly Sith-shaped nose out of this, punk.

Yours,
The Boss.


Dear Nancy,

I'm real sorry but you'll understand when it's all over. Keep your chin up, chicky. And no, I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone. Anyone that tells you different is selling something.

Eternal and all-reaching love,
The Big G-Man.

Comments

[sakurakiss.livejournal.com]

This brought me amusement! XDD

Sorry you're in pain again! T-T

Dear Nancy,

[cedargrove.livejournal.com]

Don't listen to a word of it... see... thing is, G-Man is one of the most jealous higher powers I've ever met. He sees people like you and Me as a threat to his eternal and all reaching power to create, basically because we can and he can't... well not without us anyway.

And no - I'm not selling anything.
Bright blessings
Mother M.