It's time! Numb3rs Ep Recap: Dirty Bomb!

[logansrogue]

Okay, I'm going to leap straight into it, folks. Not much Charlie this week, the episode felt a bit empty for me. This lead me to actually perving on Don.

I know. I don't get it either.




Our agents are on the case! Don is expressing his interest in Terri by exposing his manly thigh at her and leaning on it. It's a very common macho posture. It's called the "Leg-up Position" (see MST3K: The Giant Gila Monster).


AAARGH! Terri does that THING with her FINGERS!! DOUBLE jointed!! Yaaargh! *skin crawls*


Our radioactivity expert. "But Agent Eppes... you can't contain radioactivity in a lunchbox, it's just not possible!"


"OH yeah? Well you're just jealous cause my hair's way more puffy than yours! Lookit! Defyin' gravity, bud!"


Look at that, people. Sexy wrists. How can a man have SEXY WRISTS?!
ETA2: Oh Charlie, you can handle my body any time! (look at the board).


What, is he shortsighted?! Charlie, the answer is simple! WRITE BIG!


EEEP! He's so evil and naughty! Just dip him in chocolate sauce and sell him in a CANDY STORE!


"WTF?!"


"What, is it my hair? Is it my tongue? Is that what it is? What, is it not the right colour to you? Naah? Naah?"
(*giggle* He's like a cat that you've taken a photo of while they're licking their own ass and they're like, HUH? TONGUE! Bwahaha).


"I couldah lived without Don doing that to me..."


"Yeah... me too."


Charlie proves that he can, indeed, draw a swirly shape. Very good, Charlie.


Heh. This episode has balls! What - what?! Oh come on!! After the Lou-cutus joke, you weren't expecting that?!


Aah, yes. So hot. Hair looking great this ep. I just want to fuck him right up against that blackboard.


"Please Sir, tell us the truth. During your road trip, you were listening to Johnny Cash on your CD-player, yes?"


"Hay-ell NO! I wuz listenin' ta New Kids on the Block!"


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Moving on...


Rejoice and be glad, for this Truckie died for your sins, and shall rise again.


Behold mobile phone tracking guy... potentially cute. (I have to see him more often before I can make up my mind).


"Hey! Who gave you clearance to have hair higher than mine?!"


"Uuuh. No one! I'm sorry! I'll slick it down tomorrow!"


Ohh man. Oh man. *giggle-snort* There is SO MUCH I could do with this picture. I could totally go boomstick here but I mean - Heh. Hahaha. Charlie want milk! Bwahahahaha! *thunk*

ETA: NOPE! I GOT IT!

Charlie: Ooooooooooooklahoma!


"Myyy love... it's only youuu in my liiife..."


"...the only thing that's briiight!"


"Charlie, stop it! This is no time for karaoke!"


HAHAHA! These screen captures are great! I don't even need to say anything!! Mmm! Tongue! *goes after it*


"Hi. I'm a sexually frustrated middle-classed American woman! Say, Agent Dark Sweetness, want to fix that for me?"


"What, you think this is some porno, woman? This ain't no porno! You apologise!"


Aww, frustrated Charlie face!


"Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--"


Peter MacNicol does his hilarious impression of being born.


OMG! SO HOT! CHARLIE! FUCK. ME. NOW!!!


"Can you hear the drums Fernandoooo?"


"... What are you, a fucking pop star?"


He thinks... *Damn it... he's kinda good... I wish someone would sing to me...*


He looks like someone shoved a hair-dryer in his face and wasn't expecting it...


"Nancy, I mean it. STOP calling me at work! I'm trying to stop a bomb here. What? Sex bomb? Hang up!!"


"Did someone change my ringtone to AxelF? I'll fucking KILL you!"


Hah! Bambi's girlfriend's on the case! (Oh I know. I pun. Get over it.)


La la la...


YOUR MEN A-SPLODE!! That's okay. They looked like bad Tron costumes anyway.


"I don't get it. I gotta be bald and you get to have the high hair..."


"I'm the hero! Suck it, chrome-dome!"


Sometimes, you just want to tell your Dad to fuck off. For Charlie, this was one of those times.


Charlie is having yet another "I suck!" moment.


It was at this point I actually found Don hot. God help me.


Amali somethingerather does his best Louis Armstrong impression...


Charlie is considering whether to smack his Math!Sensei from the left or from the right. Why?

Dukka-dukka...
Dukka-dukka...
Dukka-dukka-dukka! Huuuah!
Don: Dude... is your Math!Sensei doing the macarena?


"Yeah... don't encourage him!"


HOT!!!


"Hello prisoners. I'm Charlie, and I'm going to show you something very special."


"It's called algebra, and by the time I've started telling you all about it, you'll be so bored out of your mind you'll tell Don everything you know just to break the monotony."


Charlie: Hmm, I can see you don't believe me... Let's start with-


Good Brother Matt: Alright I'll talk! I hate MATH!


Fuck he's hot. We did the blackboard, let's do the whiteboard, Charlie.


Oh God. That neck? My kryptonite!!


Again with the hot! Okay - this whole scene of him doing stuff on the board? Hot. Completely. Without break. I came. Seriously.


For some reason, Charlie thinks about Terminator 2...


You know... when Don's kitted up like that? It's kinda hot.


"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!"


"I... I been listenin' to New Kids for... for DAYS! *sobs*"


"My HAIR will save the DAY!"


Man thinks: I wish I had hair like that...


Skeptical look, yet totally hot. Again.


DON! Will you just PUT the TONGUE AWAY?!


Three happy Eppes. Thuh END!


That's longer than usual.

ETA: I swapped the servers for these so it's all good, now. I'd like to thank Hilary at Numbers Online for giving me permission to use her wonderful caps! It's awfully kind of her and now this strange habit of mine can go on! Whee!

Comments

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :) I'm surprised that the Teapot joke is so popular. I was being utterly silly. LOL! (Well, the whole thing is silly, really!)

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

Hehe, silly is the best kind of fun. I'm Auzzie too! Sucks that we get everything so late, and its not on next week....Bloody Mary Bryant...and I am sick of having to see whose voted off on Idol everyweek cos it always bloody runs overtime!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! FUCK! It's SO ANNOYING!! I'm so pissed about the break. I really need my David fixes lately cause it's getting to be crunch-time at TAFE and I need the distraction.

Chocolate and Numb3rs. It's my de-stresser.

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

Amen to that! Numb3rs is the ultimate de stress. I'm doing HSC and I watch and ep everynight as I study....pity I didn't do maths, so its no great help =)

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

I'm doing the HSC too :p Coincidence? :p Well it doesn't help with Maths anyway, it's just good entertainment and a new way of thinking really. I think probability is the only thing that i can understand from it :p

And I know, de-stress to the max! :D

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

Hhehe, I learnt more about probability from this than i learnt in year 10! How many exams you got to go?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I've learnt more about how sexy men writing complicated maths on blackboards and whiteboards can be. Why do I get turned on when hot men explain things to me?

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

hahah, its the way he's rambling at that increeddddible pace, brings a smile, or more ;), to anyone!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I didn't even finish my sentence!! It was supposed to say "than yadda yadda" but I was just like "Hmm, time to think about David Krumholtz now."

I love it when he gets all happy and thinky about things when he's explaining things. Like he *likes* it when people bring up a point to disprove him (I like to think it's because it means he's being listened to rather than being told to STFU).

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

lolz your totally right on that last point!

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

I've got 3 :/ Ancient History [Tuesday], Entertainment [Friday] and Drama [following friday], meanwhile I'm also going for a job at EzyDVD and I find out tomorrow if I get it ;)

What about you?

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

Oooo goodluck with the job!

I gots English Extension One on Monday, Ancient Tuesday then Modern on Thursday then I'm all done! I hattttee Ancient sooo bad!

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

I know, so do I. I liked it when you started off one topic and though it was all you were gonna do. All the histories re time consuming and long. I only just started revising Hatshepsut and did one part of it yesterday since it took so damn long :/ Best of luck to you though mate, you'll be fine :D

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope so! Keep the study up and goodlucks for the rest of ur exams, and when we get our results we'll let each other know =)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

LOL. I don't think'd be help if you did. My friend Tommo actually does that high-brow maths shit and tells me that the stuff on the board is actually mostly gobble-de-gook or something.

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

Lolz, whether its real or not, its alll gobble de gook to me!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Me too. I so suck at the maths. Artist/writer/musician type all the way, here!

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes. I'm a bit of a muso. I did 4 unit english this year! So nooo maths at alll.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hah! That's exactly what I did in my TEE/HSC years too!! (Though that was ten years ago, now. Fuck I'm old.)

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

What do you do for TAFE? I enrolled for first semester next year but it's by selectio (Digital Media cert.IV)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Certificae III in Music Industry Skills. Basically? A School of Rock. Very intensive and hands-on. I was loving it until my insides started being troublesome and had me at the doctors cause it might be endometriosis. :T

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

How long had this been going on? I hope you're alright at the moment :(

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Has been going on - won't be cure of unless it isn't endo. Three to four months now.

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

Well I hope things will work out for the better, hon, I do *huggles*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) Me too! And each time I see that icon, I get a little happier. Fer real. :)