It's time! Numb3rs Ep Recap: Dirty Bomb!

[logansrogue]

Okay, I'm going to leap straight into it, folks. Not much Charlie this week, the episode felt a bit empty for me. This lead me to actually perving on Don.

I know. I don't get it either.




Our agents are on the case! Don is expressing his interest in Terri by exposing his manly thigh at her and leaning on it. It's a very common macho posture. It's called the "Leg-up Position" (see MST3K: The Giant Gila Monster).


AAARGH! Terri does that THING with her FINGERS!! DOUBLE jointed!! Yaaargh! *skin crawls*


Our radioactivity expert. "But Agent Eppes... you can't contain radioactivity in a lunchbox, it's just not possible!"


"OH yeah? Well you're just jealous cause my hair's way more puffy than yours! Lookit! Defyin' gravity, bud!"


Look at that, people. Sexy wrists. How can a man have SEXY WRISTS?!
ETA2: Oh Charlie, you can handle my body any time! (look at the board).


What, is he shortsighted?! Charlie, the answer is simple! WRITE BIG!


EEEP! He's so evil and naughty! Just dip him in chocolate sauce and sell him in a CANDY STORE!


"WTF?!"


"What, is it my hair? Is it my tongue? Is that what it is? What, is it not the right colour to you? Naah? Naah?"
(*giggle* He's like a cat that you've taken a photo of while they're licking their own ass and they're like, HUH? TONGUE! Bwahaha).


"I couldah lived without Don doing that to me..."


"Yeah... me too."


Charlie proves that he can, indeed, draw a swirly shape. Very good, Charlie.


Heh. This episode has balls! What - what?! Oh come on!! After the Lou-cutus joke, you weren't expecting that?!


Aah, yes. So hot. Hair looking great this ep. I just want to fuck him right up against that blackboard.


"Please Sir, tell us the truth. During your road trip, you were listening to Johnny Cash on your CD-player, yes?"


"Hay-ell NO! I wuz listenin' ta New Kids on the Block!"


...


...

Moving on...


Rejoice and be glad, for this Truckie died for your sins, and shall rise again.


Behold mobile phone tracking guy... potentially cute. (I have to see him more often before I can make up my mind).


"Hey! Who gave you clearance to have hair higher than mine?!"


"Uuuh. No one! I'm sorry! I'll slick it down tomorrow!"


Ohh man. Oh man. *giggle-snort* There is SO MUCH I could do with this picture. I could totally go boomstick here but I mean - Heh. Hahaha. Charlie want milk! Bwahahahaha! *thunk*

ETA: NOPE! I GOT IT!

Charlie: Ooooooooooooklahoma!


"Myyy love... it's only youuu in my liiife..."


"...the only thing that's briiight!"


"Charlie, stop it! This is no time for karaoke!"


HAHAHA! These screen captures are great! I don't even need to say anything!! Mmm! Tongue! *goes after it*


"Hi. I'm a sexually frustrated middle-classed American woman! Say, Agent Dark Sweetness, want to fix that for me?"


"What, you think this is some porno, woman? This ain't no porno! You apologise!"


Aww, frustrated Charlie face!


"Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--"


Peter MacNicol does his hilarious impression of being born.


OMG! SO HOT! CHARLIE! FUCK. ME. NOW!!!


"Can you hear the drums Fernandoooo?"


"... What are you, a fucking pop star?"


He thinks... *Damn it... he's kinda good... I wish someone would sing to me...*


He looks like someone shoved a hair-dryer in his face and wasn't expecting it...


"Nancy, I mean it. STOP calling me at work! I'm trying to stop a bomb here. What? Sex bomb? Hang up!!"


"Did someone change my ringtone to AxelF? I'll fucking KILL you!"


Hah! Bambi's girlfriend's on the case! (Oh I know. I pun. Get over it.)


La la la...


YOUR MEN A-SPLODE!! That's okay. They looked like bad Tron costumes anyway.


"I don't get it. I gotta be bald and you get to have the high hair..."


"I'm the hero! Suck it, chrome-dome!"


Sometimes, you just want to tell your Dad to fuck off. For Charlie, this was one of those times.


Charlie is having yet another "I suck!" moment.


It was at this point I actually found Don hot. God help me.


Amali somethingerather does his best Louis Armstrong impression...


Charlie is considering whether to smack his Math!Sensei from the left or from the right. Why?

Dukka-dukka...
Dukka-dukka...
Dukka-dukka-dukka! Huuuah!
Don: Dude... is your Math!Sensei doing the macarena?


"Yeah... don't encourage him!"


HOT!!!


"Hello prisoners. I'm Charlie, and I'm going to show you something very special."


"It's called algebra, and by the time I've started telling you all about it, you'll be so bored out of your mind you'll tell Don everything you know just to break the monotony."


Charlie: Hmm, I can see you don't believe me... Let's start with-


Good Brother Matt: Alright I'll talk! I hate MATH!


Fuck he's hot. We did the blackboard, let's do the whiteboard, Charlie.


Oh God. That neck? My kryptonite!!


Again with the hot! Okay - this whole scene of him doing stuff on the board? Hot. Completely. Without break. I came. Seriously.


For some reason, Charlie thinks about Terminator 2...


You know... when Don's kitted up like that? It's kinda hot.


"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!"


"I... I been listenin' to New Kids for... for DAYS! *sobs*"


"My HAIR will save the DAY!"


Man thinks: I wish I had hair like that...


Skeptical look, yet totally hot. Again.


DON! Will you just PUT the TONGUE AWAY?!


Three happy Eppes. Thuh END!


That's longer than usual.

ETA: I swapped the servers for these so it's all good, now. I'd like to thank Hilary at Numbers Online for giving me permission to use her wonderful caps! It's awfully kind of her and now this strange habit of mine can go on! Whee!

Comments

[scots-rock.livejournal.com]

"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!"

OMG! XD I laughed so hard i nearly fell off my chari! That was a GOOD one! LMAO!!!!!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Teehee - thank you! :)

[amezri.livejournal.com]

So. I just started watching a couple episode of Numb3rs. Who does Navi Rawat play?

And Rob Morrow in all that tac gear is hot.

[amezri.livejournal.com]

That is so not the icon was going to use.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Navi Rawat plays mathematical genius HOTPANTS MCSEXY BIYATCH Amita. She is Charlie's love interest. And for good reason.

She has great tits. (See last episode review).

I approve of her. She makes funny jokes and puns. And her and Charlie having wild windmilling groin-pogo would be absolutely wonderful to watch. Mmmm. Charlie/Amita sex... Mmmm.

[crushedmidnight.livejournal.com]

You. Are my HERO.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Teehee. Unfortunately it's going to be two weeks till the next one cause our local tv channel is having yet ANOTHER break. Fuckers.

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

I say leave the tounge :p [Don's]

That was funny as :D The Teapot moment was just having me laugh for minutes, but you certainly find the best images there :D Also the ongoing hair thing... a few fandoms have that thing happening too, like Starga Atlantis with Sheppard... but that's another story. It was worth having a look so thanks :D

To stop the bandwidth you can save the images and upload them to photobucket or something. Their gallery is having troubles at the moment with one episode... [season 2 so fon't worry]

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was going to do that. I think I'll do that today so it's no problem on them. I only did it this way cause I don't have a helluva lot of time. But it's the weekend now and I can probably set aside a couple of hours.

Anyway - thanks for reading!

[chocojester.livejournal.com]

I also friended you, hope you don't mind :/

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Not a bit. Very glad to have you. Warning - there's a lot of personal shit in this journal but enough random fandom stuff so that it's not *too* tedious. LOL! Oh, and sometimes, I draw pictures.

Dude. I seriously want Charlie in that photo. NECK! SHOULDER! SEX!

[fear-of-scod.livejournal.com]

lolz to axlef and teapot. Funny stuff.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :) I'm surprised that the Teapot joke is so popular. I was being utterly silly. LOL! (Well, the whole thing is silly, really!)

[(Anonymous)]

God, I love you and your sense of humor, girl! :))

"My HAIR will save the DAY!"

*LOL*

[frau-anke.livejournal.com]

God, I love you and your sense of humor, girl! :))

"My HAIR will save the DAY!"

*LOL*

[frau-anke.livejournal.com]

Ooops! Double-post, sorry for that!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Thank you! :) *hugs*

[umbralillium.livejournal.com]

This? Was SO hilarious! It's a good thing I'm not wearing mascara or eye-liner, it'd be running past my chin right now!

Aah, yes. So hot. Hair looking great this ep. I just want to fuck him right up against that blackboard.

Fuck he's hot. We did the blackboard, let's do the whiteboard, Charlie.

BWAHAHAHA! *joins in the fun* XD

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, share and share alike, that's what I say! *grins*

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it! :)

[spellbinder23.livejournal.com]

ah, that had to be the best 5 mins of my life.

I love your silly ep parody things! (for lack of better things to call them. maybe posts will suffice.)

Teapot joke was good, but so were the sexually loaded ones. XD That had me laughing for a while. But yes, he is hottt. With all those extra T's.

Hey, now that I think about it, both brothers are hott. Lucky little genepool they got there.

[seanix00bs.livejournal.com]

i was so sold on your Bambi joke, I couldn't move on to the other ones
...
although the i'm a little teapot one came in a close second

:D

btw, hope you don't mind if i friend you :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

YES! Someone likes the Bambi pun! AwRIGHT! Hehehe. Sure, friend away, though I talk about a lot of boring personal shit in this journal too. I totally understand if you skim those posts. LOL!

[cordy1979.livejournal.com]

"My HAIR will save the DAY!" *loool*

hey, i'm just another "teapot-visitor" from numb3rs_slash who wants to say thanks for your wonderful recap :) it's hilarious even if i haven't seen the episode yet, because we are only up to 1x08 here in germany...

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I hope I haven't spoilt you! *wibble* And thanks for coming around! :) I appreciate the feedback!

[cat-willow.livejournal.com]

*still giggling*

Thanks for sharing!

[giddyfangirl.livejournal.com]

"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!"

*asphyxiates and dies*

It's the caps and exclamation mark that did it for me. Because, of course, it is of utmost importance that Don not be misunderstood on this point.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yeah. Don is so much mocking fodder. (say that three times fast!)

[litashields.livejournal.com]

You do not know me but...*tackleglomploves* *grins, sheepish* Your icon is love. I just saw Prime Suspect today and I must have looped that part of the eppy 5 or 6 times. I will go now ^_^

Oh..may I steal? *puppy dog eyes*