Yo, Howard Carter.

I heard it was your 138th Birthday. Your discovery was incredible. I mean, by today's standards, what happened there with all the treasures being taken from Egypt woulda been seen as a terrible thing (and it was) but I still appreciate what you did. You're a legend in your field. Happy Birthday, I hope you're chillin' with Tut over some lotus wine or brandy or some shit, havin' a nice time, telling rude jokes about Ramesses II.