Go to hell, AAMI.

Okay, there's an ad on TV that is really, really starting to shit me.

It's an advert for AAMI, an insurance company. People are singing to the tune of "What About Me?", and are telling how they got into their car crashes. A lot of the reasons are stupid. As follows:

- Twittering on the web
- Drying hair
- Fiddling with chair
- Looking at a map and didn't stop
- Didn't see the lorry
- My pants got soaked

And then comes the line:

"My waters broke"

And a harried pregnant woman standing against a crashed car.

I'm sorry - since when in a civilised society does breaking one's waters deserve to get put in the same category as twittering, drying one's hair or fiddling with one's chair while driving?
Women can't *choose* when their waters break. It just. fucking. HAPPENS. It's one of those Act of fucking God things, you know? And I'm really fucking concerned about how great AAMI supposedly is if they do think this sort of thing is funny or that pregnant women are culpable for such a thing.

So yeah, screw you, AAMI.

*sigh*

Painting's totally hard, yo.

LOL Playfish!

The current loading screen for Country Story on Facebook stars a Lady Gaga Cow. With sparkler bras.

Way to go, PF!!

Bones

Is a terrible, terrible show. But I love it. Sometimes, it just has these zinger lines that have me giggling for ages.

Booth: "Sea chimps! I love Sea Chimps!" *grins*

Rogue cracks my shit up so hard.

She had a lick of my icecream, and a dollop of it landed on her nose.

It was *just* out of reach of her tongue. Does she use her paw to wipe it off? No. No she sits there, angling her head in all different directions, licking every which ways, trying to reach the dollop on her nose.

I'm sitting there squealing with laughter as this idiot cat is licking madly at her own face like a total pillock. I just wish I'd had it on video. She's such a dork!!