I feel cleansed and refreshed.

Which is stupid because I didn't clean myself.

I waxed my legs today, which was like clear-felling the Amazon, it's been so long since I last tackled my leg hair. My follicles are still tingling from the ripping out of the hair. It doesn't even hurt anymore, now that I've done it so much.

It's either the Ancient Egyptian in my mentality or the trichotillophiliac, but I always feel good after having a good wax. Not that I have anything against my leg hair, but people tend to stare if I don't do anything about it.

It distracted from the horrible cramps I was having today at any rate.