This is why I'm poor.

I had a thought, you know. Today, while driving in the car.

If I did racy modern pin-up art, or furry porn, I could rake in the dough. There's two problems with that, though.

1. I couldn't sleep at night, knowing I was cleaning up by furthering the reductive cultural narrative of the patriarchy;
2. I refuse to draw animal genitals for cash.

Oh, like I needed to sleep anyway!

Never check fandom_wank before bed.

You never know when there'll be a VictoraBitter wank waiting.

Though I am fairly stroppy at this bastard for bringing up simons_flower in their quest to scam money out of poor fandom folk.

I'm here if anyone needs to talk or needs help, okay? I may not take huge action in HP fandom anymore, but I'm still a member and I still love and care for my fellow fans.

Hardcore Nerdity

So, we had a blackout (power grid went down). Throughout the house, people reach for their closest light source.

I grab my sonic screwdriver replica.

My brother grabs his blue lightsaber torch.

It's just a shame Mum didn't have a light-up phaser. She so would have used it.