Oh, fuck you, uterus.

Hey hey, party people! Guess what I get for Christmas this year?

AN EXTRA PERIOD!

OMG YAY!

Cause I was trying Levlen ED, see. But I had to stop after about four days, because oh, my, freakin', GOD. Nausea so bad that two doses of fucking Stemzine each day couldn't keep me from being green around the gills, flu-like symptoms of malaise and crappiness, bloatedness, abdominal pain, horrible moodiness and depression, and PAIN. God, there was pain. I don't know why there was pain in my pelvis, but there was.

I know I'm supposed to keep taking the damned pill until bad symptoms go away, but I was barely able to eat anything, I was feeling so sick! Goodness, I felt really fucking terrible.

So I stopped and now, now I'm bleeding. I said to Mum, "MUM! I'm bleeding!"

"Oh, breakthrough bleeding is normal after you stop the pill."

"Breakthrough? No, no no, it's like a PERIOD. Like, torrents of blood bleeding!"

Well, apparently that can happen. And I'll admit, this period isn't as bad as my regular periods. It's sort of Period!Lite. Which is still horrible, because my regular periods are a few steps away from early labour cramps (apparently).

*sigh* So! How's your Monday?!

LOL forever.

When Rogue has been a particularly naughty little cat, my Mum calls her a "twat".

It always cracks my shit up!