I am such a child.

I just gave myself a make-over. A PIZZAZZ MAKE-OVER. That's right, I did the Pizzazz make-up job on my face, and then took stupid-face photos. I'd post 'em now but my damned camera ran out of battery, and the only battery I have is recharging.

Seriously - how many 30 year old women do you know give themselves cartoon character makeovers in the middle of the night? LOL!

At this point, it's kinda pathetic.

I'm not linking to anything cause I don't want to bring more attention to the guy, since it's what he so dearly wants. But Kyle Sandilands actually suggested that, if Magda Szubanzki really wants to lose weight, she should go to a concentration camp.

He went there.

My GOD, he doesn't want to be hired by ANYONE ever again, does he?

ETA: Madga released this statement to Channel 9 - "I couldn’t give two hoots about what Kyle says about me, but to trivialise what happened to people in concentration camps is abhorrent."

Very, very classy, Magda. There is a reason Australia loves you dearly. You're funny, you're lovely and you're wonderful. AND you're beautiful! No matter how much you weigh! What's important is that you feel good and you're healthy and happy!

Parental Quote of the Day

"Custer. What an asshole." -- Dad.